ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS
@futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us
dreaming up a vape flavored by the bonds of sisterhood (she/her)
my main: callistokhan.bsky.social
role play fan account for the character King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by
@anemoneart.bsky.social
my main: callistokhan.bsky.social
role play fan account for the character King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by
@anemoneart.bsky.social
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THE SEX IS MEDIOCRE. BUT IT'S HOLY AND SACRED AND IN THE SPIRIT OF SISTERHOOD.
My King, what of Futch/Femme...?
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THE SEX IS MEDIOCRE. BUT IT'S HOLY AND SACRED AND IN THE SPIRIT OF SISTERHOOD.
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FUTCH/BUTCH = GOOD FOR SISTERHOOD
BUTCH/BUTCH = UNKIND TO SISTERS
FEMME/FEMME = INOFFENSIVE
FEMME/BUTCH = NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
BUTCH/BUTCH = UNKIND TO SISTERS
FEMME/FEMME = INOFFENSIVE
FEMME/BUTCH = NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
FUTCH/BUTCH = GOOD FOR SISTERHOOD
BUTCH/BUTCH = UNKIND TO SISTERS
FEMME/FEMME = INOFFENSIVE
FEMME/BUTCH = NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
BUTCH/BUTCH = UNKIND TO SISTERS
FEMME/FEMME = INOFFENSIVE
FEMME/BUTCH = NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
YES BUT IT IS THE WRONG KIND. YAOI THAT IS NOT SISTERLY. STILL LEGAL, BUT OFFENSIVE TO GOOD MORALS.
is Hades/Hephaestus yaoi, your majesty
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
YES BUT IT IS THE WRONG KIND. YAOI THAT IS NOT SISTERLY. STILL LEGAL, BUT OFFENSIVE TO GOOD MORALS.
I LOVE TO SEE WOMEN IN MALE-DOMINATED FIELDS, SUCH AS YAOI. MEN ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN YAOI. YAOI FOR ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY BUTCHES.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I LOVE TO SEE WOMEN IN MALE-DOMINATED FIELDS, SUCH AS YAOI. MEN ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN YAOI. YAOI FOR ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY BUTCHES.
YAOI IS REAL. LEGAL EVEN. ITS FINE FOR BOYS TO DO ALL OF THAT.
Wait, it's REAL!?
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
YAOI IS REAL. LEGAL EVEN. ITS FINE FOR BOYS TO DO ALL OF THAT.
THIRTY? HE IS SO YOUNG. HE SHOULD NOT BE IN GOVERNMENT HE SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB
Isn't it good that nothing bad ever happens to that nice young* man Adrastus?
*is in his thirties
*is in his thirties
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
THIRTY? HE IS SO YOUNG. HE SHOULD NOT BE IN GOVERNMENT HE SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB
CORRECT. ONE TIME I WAS TELEPORTING (INNOCENTLY) TO THE BEAUTIFUL PASTURES OF MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN TEMPLE AND I TRIPPED. I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO ONE OF THE COWS. A GORGEOUS HEIFER. BUT I AM NOT A COWFUCKER! I DON'T DO THAT. IF YOU SEE MY WIFE PLEASE TELL HER I DON'T DO THAT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
The lords can be knocked of target while teleporting? 👀 Interesting
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
CORRECT. ONE TIME I WAS TELEPORTING (INNOCENTLY) TO THE BEAUTIFUL PASTURES OF MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN TEMPLE AND I TRIPPED. I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO ONE OF THE COWS. A GORGEOUS HEIFER. BUT I AM NOT A COWFUCKER! I DON'T DO THAT. IF YOU SEE MY WIFE PLEASE TELL HER I DON'T DO THAT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
ZEUSIN' IT. AND BY IT. I MEAN. HAHA.
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
ZEUSIN' IT. AND BY IT. I MEAN. HAHA.
IF IT TOASTS LIKE A TOASTER...
SHE IS NOT A TOASTER! Warming bread put inside her is only one of her many functions.
WHY ARE THEY HAVING SEX WITH THAT TOASTER? 🤢
0/10
0/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
IF IT TOASTS LIKE A TOASTER...
WRONG. I THINK YOU WILL FIND "THE NOBLE FLOWER OF THE THUNDER KING" TO BE A PERFECT READING EXPERIENCE.
No book can be perfect, unfortunately
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
WRONG. I THINK YOU WILL FIND "THE NOBLE FLOWER OF THE THUNDER KING" TO BE A PERFECT READING EXPERIENCE.
I AM NOT TALKING LIKE SEPHIROTH. I AM TALKING LIKE ZEUS. HE DOES YAOI (WHICH IS NOT WRONG) AND I DO YURI.
whatever the fuck @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us is doing with her account
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I AM NOT TALKING LIKE SEPHIROTH. I AM TALKING LIKE ZEUS. HE DOES YAOI (WHICH IS NOT WRONG) AND I DO YURI.
ZEUS'S CERTIFIED LIVE READ THROUGH THREAD 🧵
Out now! Our lesbian Greek myth sci-fi continues: come for giant robots and desire so consuming it becomes cannibalism, stay for the terror of turning into your mother. Will Persephone become a god... or a monster?
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ZEUS'S CERTIFIED LIVE READ THROUGH THREAD 🧵
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Out now! Our lesbian Greek myth sci-fi continues: come for giant robots and desire so consuming it becomes cannibalism, stay for the terror of turning into your mother. Will Persephone become a god... or a monster?
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Out now! Our lesbian Greek myth sci-fi continues: come for giant robots and desire so consuming it becomes cannibalism, stay for the terror of turning into your mother. Will Persephone become a god... or a monster?
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA. BIG MECH WANTS YOU TO THINK THEY'RE FUN SO YOU FUCK THE MACHINE. NOT SO FUN WHEN A 10 METER CYLINDER IS STUCK INSIDE OF YOU.
Mecha are so fun.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA. BIG MECH WANTS YOU TO THINK THEY'RE FUN SO YOU FUCK THE MACHINE. NOT SO FUN WHEN A 10 METER CYLINDER IS STUCK INSIDE OF YOU.
WE SHOULD BRING BACK SMITING.
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM
WE SHOULD BRING BACK SMITING.
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON *SQUINTS AT SCRIBBLED HANDWRITING* AUTISM
January 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON *SQUINTS AT SCRIBBLED HANDWRITING* AUTISM
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Do you like lesbian books that make you deeply unwell yet strangely excited? Haunted mecha and the women who pilot them; desire so consuming it becomes cannibalistic? The Hades Calculus is on sale for just $3.99.
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-hades-ca...
Amz: www.amazon.com/Hades-Calcul...
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-hades-ca...
Amz: www.amazon.com/Hades-Calcul...
The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying
Hades/Persephone retelling with giant mecha
mariaying.itch.io
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Do you like lesbian books that make you deeply unwell yet strangely excited? Haunted mecha and the women who pilot them; desire so consuming it becomes cannibalistic? The Hades Calculus is on sale for just $3.99.
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-hades-ca...
Amz: www.amazon.com/Hades-Calcul...
Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-hades-ca...
Amz: www.amazon.com/Hades-Calcul...
GAY SON (APOLLO) VS. THOUGHT DAUGHTER (ATHENA)
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
GAY SON (APOLLO) VS. THOUGHT DAUGHTER (ATHENA)
MERRY CHRISTMAS. EVEN TO THAT TWINK
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS. EVEN TO THAT TWINK
THIS SHIT LOOKS SO ASS
Official trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️
In theaters on July 17, 2026
In theaters on July 17, 2026
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
THIS SHIT LOOKS SO ASS
2026 IS MY YEAR. I CAN FEEL IT.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
2026 IS MY YEAR. I CAN FEEL IT.
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I was going to say @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us but then I remembered she already got a cover.
July 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I was going to say @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us but then I remembered she already got a cover.