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Futurepoop
@futurepoop.bsky.social
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It me, Futurepoop. Fantasy football addict #SFB, cursed #Bears + #Bulls fan, The Disco Biscuits are the greatest band on the planet #B4L, aspiring #BBQ connoisseur
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 12h
The way he said “Uber” earlier made me think he has to read it phonetically. Time to hang em up, Al
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 14h
I hate that Al Michaels is losing it but I think that's the second or third time this year that he said "trade" about a player who signed in free agency.
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 13h
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 15h
Lmao I said this to my wife last night
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 15h
I love it lol
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2d
Hard Drive can confirm Stephen Miller is even shorter than Oddjob in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 3d
I’m toast but at least the game has been funny
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 3d
Real jagger ova here
a man is dancing on a stage while singing into a microphone .
ALT: a man is dancing on a stage while singing into a microphone .
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 3d
Fantasy team needs Mahomes to have a stinker tonight. We can all root against the Chiefs right?
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 4d
People are weird 🤷
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 4d
😂😂😂
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 4d
Brand new 83” OLED in a brandly new finished basement. Can’t wait to get the speakers down here but this LG xboom surprisingly sounds amazing
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 4d
Rate my setup
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 6d
Cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 6d
I quit my job today. It felt great. The end.
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 7d
Did you photoshop yourself onto her legal brief or something?
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 8d
Man I watched that movie for the first time this year. Absolute stunner
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 8d
It’s not even close imo
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 8d
Haunting
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 9d
sweet no bald spot. thx for the spot check. i need a hair cut
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 10d
New Paw Patrol movie coming out later this year. Can’t wait to watch it 400 times 🤪🔫
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 10d
As a Bears fan I try to make it a point to not play Packers players in fantasy. I broke my own rule this week and started the Green Bay Defense who went on to score -4.4 points. I lost my matchup by 2. 🫠
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 10d
Pablo Torre GOAT podcaster/investigative sports journalist
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 11d
Jesus christ
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 11d
Did Knet get concussed in that big hit he took in the 1st quarter? Serious question. He got up shaking his head and hasn’t played well since
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 11d
Cole Kmet looking awful as a blocker out there while also dropping that wide open pass ☠️
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Futurepoop @futurepoop.bsky.social · 11d
Cole Kmet looking awful as a blocker out there while also dropping that wide open pass ☠️