jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
Contentment creator. Bitch. Lover. Child. Cat father. yr angle AND yuor devil. Deeply ashamed.
f.k.a. vibe shifter
f.k.a. vibe shifter
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jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Walking into the doctor's office lobby and hewing one of these asunder like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot
Your penis is also referred to as your Peter, and when you are erect it faces North. Plus, I am from the north.
Showed this post to my wife (huge fan) and she said, "Peter North can't be the Load Czar-- he's Canadian!" Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and it's true. Found this too:
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Your penis is also referred to as your Peter, and when you are erect it faces North. Plus, I am from the north.
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They're awakening your ass's purpose in spiritual enlightenment chat
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They're awakening your ass's purpose in spiritual enlightenment chat
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If you can believe it, it's Friday once again
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you can believe it, it's Friday once again
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I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
Vermin Supreme will be at Deviant on the 14th, so jot that down on your calendar
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
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my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
my enemies stay cursed on some woeful shit my homies receive eternal blessings
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In October a transfem protester — arrested for allegedly writing the First Amendment in rainbow chalk on the recently-removed Pulse memorial sidewalk — talked to @thefreeradical.org about her experiences facing abuse, deadnaming, detransition and preaching in an Orlando jail:
Abuse, detransition, deadnaming and preaching: Trans Orlando protester describes horrific jail ordeal
A transfeminine protester of Florida's removal of the Pulse Nightclub memorial crosswalk recounts her horrific experiences in state jails in an exclusive interview with TNN
transnews.network
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In October a transfem protester — arrested for allegedly writing the First Amendment in rainbow chalk on the recently-removed Pulse memorial sidewalk — talked to @thefreeradical.org about her experiences facing abuse, deadnaming, detransition and preaching in an Orlando jail:
On my way back to Tampa to see some good music, hang out with good people, and drink good beer. Come say hi at Deviant Libation
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
On my way back to Tampa to see some good music, hang out with good people, and drink good beer. Come say hi at Deviant Libation
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
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Works at Lockheed Martin
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Works at Lockheed Martin
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No it's not. That's not true.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No it's not. That's not true.
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
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Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
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“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
No it's not. That's not true.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No it's not. That's not true.
This is one of the dumbest things I ever made but I'm glad I just saw it again
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I ever made but I'm glad I just saw it again
Meatspace is goated when pleasures of the flesh is the vibe
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Meatspace is goated when pleasures of the flesh is the vibe
Ye be a cutty sark
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Ye be a cutty sark
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Being a bigot is kind of like you have rabies but there’s a cure and it’s just realizing you’re being a piece of shit
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Being a bigot is kind of like you have rabies but there’s a cure and it’s just realizing you’re being a piece of shit