jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
Contentment creator. Bitch. Lover. Child. Cat father. yr angle AND yuor devil. Deeply ashamed.
f.k.a. vibe shifter
f.k.a. vibe shifter
Pinned
jalepeño pauper
@fuzzler.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Walking into the doctor's office lobby and hewing one of these asunder like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Tip from a successful pick up artist: pick up any shiny objects you see on the ground. You can leave them out in a different spot to attract ravens
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Have YOU met Don Rondo?
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel
To see if I still feel
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February 13th. Come on out
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
February 13th. Come on out
Works at Lockheed Martin
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Works at Lockheed Martin
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No it's not. That's not true.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No it's not. That's not true.
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit
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Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!
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“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|
No it's not. That's not true.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No it's not. That's not true.
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I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
Vermin Supreme will be at Deviant on the 14th, so jot that down on your calendar
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
This is one of the dumbest things I ever made but I'm glad I just saw it again
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I ever made but I'm glad I just saw it again
Meatspace is goated when pleasures of the flesh is the vibe
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Meatspace is goated when pleasures of the flesh is the vibe
Ye be a cutty sark
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Ye be a cutty sark
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Being a bigot is kind of like you have rabies but there’s a cure and it’s just realizing you’re being a piece of shit
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Being a bigot is kind of like you have rabies but there’s a cure and it’s just realizing you’re being a piece of shit
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My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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simply one of the greatest calls of all time
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
simply one of the greatest calls of all time
My brazilian buddy calls scars "remembers" and I love that so much
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My brazilian buddy calls scars "remembers" and I love that so much
I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
Vermin Supreme will be at Deviant on the 14th, so jot that down on your calendar
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?
I homeschool my kids. They're gonna make great lawyers since I taught them from a very young age never to ask a question they don't already know the answer to
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I homeschool my kids. They're gonna make great lawyers since I taught them from a very young age never to ask a question they don't already know the answer to