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@galoisdeer.bsky.social
in remission from the curse of the Amish (dog toes) | MN diaspora | csh stan | union posting | math phd candidate | they/them | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈 | it's pronounced gal-WAH
Apparently, according to the 1910 census, 71% of Minnesotans were immigrants or the children of immigrants
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Photo of my (late) great-aunt absolutely slayingggguh
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Inherited 2.06 in vintage CAD, worth about 30 in current USD (not pictured are a dime and penny which are worth little more than their face value). It’s fun that I have two pieces which are no longer minted, but I think the major value here comes from the pictured coins (they are 80% silver).
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My dad is officially Dark Woke
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Traveling back to MN

Airport beer 1: Syracuse pale ale
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Latest in a long history of WASP-led anti-Catholic sentiment
NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.

Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Trump-Vance White House Targets Beloved Nun in Texas, Retaliates Against Catholic Charities
Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley — praised by Pope Leo as an “agent of hope” — now faces a six-year federal funding ban. Church leaders say it’s a vendetta by the Trump-Vance White House.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"be gay do crime" and its wage theft
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me: I’m an absolute HOUND for coffee, I’m barkin’ for it, woof woof woof Ow-Ow-AWOOOOO

My 70 y/o PhD advisor with a Boston accent: … ya … cawffee … y’know Tony Geramita used ta ahlso be a cawffee hownd; I neveh really gaht the appeal …
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I really wish Norse mythology wasn’t associated with white supremacy, because I actually really like Odin’s whole deal of having an unquenchable thirst for knowledge
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It feels like every beverage has an alcoholic version nowadays, except Drano. They need to get on that!
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NEW TATTOO ALERT
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Getting a tattoo today
Getting another tattoo; it hurts more than I remember, so I’m imagining I’m Paul Atreides undergoing the test of the Gom Jabbar. It’s helping more than I thought it would tbh
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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ITS FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!

#deer 🦌
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As a Minnesotan, I feel compelled to share my experience with the Somali Community in my hometown.

When I was in high school, I often volunteered at my parish’s St. Vincent DePaul Society, where I helped distribute free food to many people, including many recent Somali refugees and immigrants. 1/6
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Realizing just now that Pawbert is the equivalent of Handrew smdh
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When I was a child, I didn’t know what weed was, so I thought people were saying “it’s illegal to smoke wheat”. I saw a classmate pick up a bit of hay (which I thought was the same as wheat) and put it in his mouth; i went home & worryingly confided to my mom “this person was smoking wheat today 😟”
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What kind of qualifications does “Dr.” Squatch have? Is he even a real doctor? Last I checked they don’t hand out doctorates to any mythical creature walking through the woods
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
As an empath, it looked really cold, and my truck was the first thing I could think of to warm it up. I guess I’m just quirky like that heehee
(me explaining to the police why my truck is wrapped around a light pole)
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM