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@galoisdeer.bsky.social
in remission from the curse of the Amish (dog toes) | MN diaspora | csh stan | union posting | math phd candidate | they/them | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈 | it's pronounced gal-WAH
“Beer is the Mind-Chiller” is about to become a generation phrase in my group chats oh my lord
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
She went on to become a fashion designer, and then a housewife (she died before I could ask her how she felt about that, but certainly aspirational for me, tbh)
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Plane bevvy 4: gintonic

Also, do not order a gintonic on a plane, they don’t have limes!

And with that I have landed in MN
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Airport Beer 3: DC Brau Pilsner
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Inflight bevvy 2: scotch, neat
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A guy I know works as like a hearing person for deaf people to make phone calls through some free service mandated by ADA or something; I wonder if there’s a similar thing for blind people, and I wonder if someone has had to describe gigabytes of furry porn to some blind furry gooner
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
THC-infused bleach
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I made the appropriate substitutions, and now this tattoo will always remind me to stand up to at all times fight for what I believe in, for I could die at any time (and probably sooner than I’d like), and act as a memorial to all those who died fighting fascism
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That made his service real to me. People died fighting the Nazis; my grandpa survived thankfully, but he could have died at any time. A common motif among sailors was the “sailor’s grave” or “last port”, which served as a reminder of one’s mortality and as a memorial for those lost at sea.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM