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@galoisdeer.bsky.social
in remission from the curse of the Amish (dog toes) | MN diaspora | csh stan | union posting | math phd candidate | they/them | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈 | it's pronounced gal-WAH
Apparently, according to the 1910 census, 71% of Minnesotans were immigrants or the children of immigrants
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Photo of my (late) great-aunt absolutely slayingggguh
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Inherited 2.06 in vintage CAD, worth about 30 in current USD (not pictured are a dime and penny which are worth little more than their face value). It’s fun that I have two pieces which are no longer minted, but I think the major value here comes from the pictured coins (they are 80% silver).
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Plane bevvy 4: gintonic

Also, do not order a gintonic on a plane, they don’t have limes!

And with that I have landed in MN
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Airport Beer 3: DC Brau Pilsner
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Inflight bevvy 2: scotch, neat
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Traveling back to MN

Airport beer 1: Syracuse pale ale
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
That made his service real to me. People died fighting the Nazis; my grandpa survived thankfully, but he could have died at any time. A common motif among sailors was the “sailor’s grave” or “last port”, which served as a reminder of one’s mortality and as a memorial for those lost at sea.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My grandpa was in the army air force during WWII fighting Nazis. That’s always been something I’m proud of, but it was abstract. A while ago, I flipped through a scrapbook of his time as a soldier; I saw a newspaper clipping of this photo, explaining that 10 men died when this B-17 was shot down.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
NEW TATTOO ALERT
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What kind of qualifications does “Dr.” Squatch have? Is he even a real doctor? Last I checked they don’t hand out doctorates to any mythical creature walking through the woods
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Took care of my cousin’s cat Shadowfax over thanksgiving, here’s a picture of him
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i NEED a tattoo like this of my fursona
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Running it back
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Biking to green lakes SP with my parents for a picnic
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Saw Gauss and Archimedes at the flea market
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
‘pointing upward like a Greek philosopher emphasizing an important point’ is my favorite maneuver to do when I say some dumb bullshit like “beer is the miracle grow of the mind”
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My grandpa smoking a fat cigar directly into my infant aunt’s face
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
German Etsy sign (please ignore the dogs)
September 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I went to the Great New York State Fair yesterday, ate some crazy food (hillbilly burger, description in alt text), saw some llama-based sports (llama leaping & llama limbo), & chatted with some friends for a bit.

I also saw this terrifying monstrosity, known as a glyptodont. I’m glad it’s extinct.
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Im at Gateway Arch National Park, & the coffee is NOT GOOD
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m at the Deer Park at Grant’s Farm, sponsored by Vantage Credit Union
August 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is the funniest genre of alcohol to me. What’s next, Annoying Dumbass Lager? Shit-For-Brains Porter? Fugly Loser Gose? BO-Stinking Fuckwit Cider?
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hello from my beautiful hometown, Faribault, MN, “the Athens of the West”, where we have an incredible restaurant called ‘The Depot’, in a former train depot on a still-active train line, near a distillery (10,000 drops) that also sells THC cocktails
August 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A magnet of someone’s deersona is for sale at this store????
August 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM