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garlonbread.bsky.social
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@garlonbread.bsky.social
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i am a vampire with opinions and i work at Waffle house i like roller coasters and amusement parks and having fun
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 3h
is it an additional fee to have the holy spirit exterminated as well?
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sifu.tweety.fish
tweety fish of innsmouth @sifu.tweety.fish · 4h
it's so tidy that every single problem in american society up to and including car dependence is directly traceable to racism. monocausal-ass dystopia.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 17h
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 17h
it's already sexting with unverified people of all ages lmao
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The Verge @theverge.com · 23h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 23h
he's emitting a low hum while doing this thing
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scottnover.bsky.social
Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 1d
NEW for @washingtonpost.com:

Fox News will not sign the Pentagon's press policy.

The broadcaster joins ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN in condemning the Defense Department for a policy they say violates their "core journalistic protections.”
Fox News among broadcasters refusing to sign Pentagon press pledge
Fox News, along with ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN, said that the Pentagon policy violates their “core journalistic protections.”
www.washingtonpost.com
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
oh designer pussies that's a good job!
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
dublin i love you and i'll miss you
a giant sudocrem a weird little taxidermy ermine night river a cute canal walk
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RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 1d
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
why do ryanair planes look so regal and stately? i know what u are, ryanair
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
a man just fully shoved me out of his way at the airport lmao wtf
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1d
Ta-Nehisi Coates speaking to Ezra Klein. Quote: "Was silence not an option?"
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 1d
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21
Beam attack
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dereksylvester.bsky.social
Derek Sylvester @dereksylvester.bsky.social · 1d
FREE - 'No Kings' Graphic
If you protest, be peaceful.
#nokings #america #patroitism #USA
Free No Kings Graphic
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
sometimes i'm like "omg im only 30 i'm still so young" and then other times i remember having my best friend's phone number memorized in high school
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
NEED
hylabuns.bsky.social
hyla @hylabuns.bsky.social · 2d
Brie is a spayed lady at Rocky Mountain House Rabbit Rescue in Colorado. She'll be ready for adoption pretty soon!
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
im on the top deck of a double decker bus. Awesome
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
i'm in dublín, darren and poley
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
probs coz i drink twice a year BUT STILL
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
this has been a big deterrent for me!!! i loved everyone in hades. if i cant see dusa what's the point
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 1d
hotel bar crazy on the pour why am i drunk from two drinks
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d
Old videogames are funny because it’ll be an ad like this where it’s like PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET WRECKED and then the game will be this
Rayman for the Atari Jaguar
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 2d
everything i learn about the new tron movie makes me want to see it less and i already didn't want to see it
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garlonbread.bsky.social
vampire @garlonbread.bsky.social · 2d
and before anyone hits me with "well his daughter got him drunk" i'm telling you no amount of alcohol will make your daughter unrecognizable to you
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