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Garret Hohl

Garret Hohl

@garrethohl.bsky.social

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Writing for The Five Hohl substack. I used to do other things.

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Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 18h

Why did you steal Ehlers from me

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 18h

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Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 1d

Tickets are like $2.7k right now haha

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Toronto. I’m inside you.

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AavcoCup @aavcocup.bsky.social · 2d

Unlike the past two seasons Hellebuyck has hit the ground running this year. 7 out of 8 quality starts. Add in Comrie and the Jets have 9 out of 10 while their opponents have only 3. It’s a major reason why they have 7 wins in their first 10 games.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

The game was peak Jets: blown leads, defensive confusion, #chaosPionk, opportunistic scoring, & another performance from Connor Hellebuyck.

The #NHLJets "somehow" keep winning.

Full breakdown 👇
open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

#GoJetsGo | #WPGJets | #HockeyAnalytics | #NHL

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Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

I regret to inform you that Connor Hellebuyck is pacing to have a better season than his 2024-25 Jennings, Vezina, and Hart campaign.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

I regret to inform you that Connor Hellebuyck is pacing to have a better season than his 2024-25 Jennings, Vezina, and Hart campaign.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

I think it’s Schenn effect

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

Let's look at the worst penalty +/- players on the Jets over the past 4 seasons and see if there is a trend.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

I was literally writing how I was both shocked and not shocked that he has about a 50% zone exit fail rate.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

New Five Hohl post is up — breaking down the #NHLJets’ microstats: scoring chances, turnovers, retrievals, and transition play.

Grab it for your intermission scroll:
open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

#GoJetsGo | #WinnipegJets | #NHL | #NHLAnalytics

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

Garret point's out the bad 5v5 offense.
Jets get 2 early 5v5 goals.
/clockwork

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 2d

Who are the #NHLJets, really?

We’re past the “too early to say” stage — the numbers are starting to tell the story. Plus: Moose updates, prospect notes, and your mailbag questions.

#GoJetsGo | #WinnipegJets | #NHL | #NHLAnalytics

Link: open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 3d

The answer is -1.

The #NHLJets (and Dallas Stars and Florida Panthers) are -1 at 5v5 due to the 4th lowest goals scored (15 goals).

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 3d

#NHLJets are tied for 4th in the league in All Situations Goal Differential at +8 goals.

What is their 5v5 goal differential?

No cheating!

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 3d

The #NHLJets fell 3-2 to the Utah Mammoths in one of their messiest games of the season — turnovers, failed exits, and missed chances told the story.

Full breakdown 👇
open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

#GoJetsGo | #WPGJets | #HockeyAnalytics | #NHL

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 3d

#NHLJets are tied for 4th in the league in All Situations Goal Differential at +8 goals.

What is their 5v5 goal differential?

No cheating!

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 3d

Fixed! thanks

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 4d

lol I made a mistake twice but only caught one (I had Lowry instead of Namestnikov).

I do the names manually because all the database is just jersey numbers

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 4d

I remember Rhys and I being mocked for this comp.

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Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 4d

Any questions for the mailbag?

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 4d

Any questions for the mailbag?

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 5d

In a night where special teams took over, the #NHLJets beat Calgary by outscoring them where it mattered — even if 5v5 hockey "barely happened."

Full analytical recap 👇
open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

#GoJetsGo | #WPGJets | #HockeyAnalytics | #NHL

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe 24-64 was not a good choice.

Garret Hohl @garrethohl.bsky.social · 6d

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