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MAGA = NAZI
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“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Fuck ice in general but fuck anyone who turns a dog into a weapon.
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Maybe today.....
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Does anybody else feel the same way?
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Cartoon by Nick Anderson | Tribune Content Agency
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fuckin nazis
ICE kidnapped another US citizen. Before filming, the goon smashed the car’s window and dragged the driver’s US citizen brother out of the car after he refused to exit. November 25, 2025

Phoenix, Arizona
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nazi, the word is nazi.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not a creepy family at all!
Why do they call Senile Satan “daddy”? The closest he ever came to parenting any of his children was listening to Malaria teach Barron Slovenian.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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#TaxBillionairesOutOfExistence

meme via TGL - The Good Life
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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🎀🎀
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Two men.
Two horrific secrets.
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Is committing sexual abuse just a prerequisite for being a cult leader? Accepting it seems to be a requirement for the cult members.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lol. Song keeps bouncing around in my head.

youtu.be/aJmkN8j2CIo?...
Nine Inch Nails - Piggy
YouTube video by Muzc100
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I have been extremely critical of Donald Trump since long before he announced his campaign for president, but so far, I have managed to steer clear of making fun of his physical appearance. I find that to be petty. With that said, from now on, we should all refer to him as President Piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM