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Garry Messick

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Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly. (*I made that up.) https://rss.com/podcasts/american-do

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · May 10

I’m here for two basic reasons: 1. To support the Resistance. 2. To cajole, entreat, and otherwise beseech you to check out Jon Wilkins’s and my sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Come on! You might love it! Stranger things have happened! Available wherever you get your podcasts. RSS link:

American Doom | Podcast on RSS.com

Victoria Collins hosts this deep-dive investigation into mysterious corporation Terordyne, presented through a six episode first season with episodic series, shorts, and music in a darkly comedic worl...

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 7h

She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 9h

Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 2d

And Piers Morgan can fuck off, BTW.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 9d

Given the well-known, long-standing rumors that Trump is incontinent, isn’t it kind of weird that his video depicts huge streams of shit dropping from the bottom of his jet, as if pouring directly from his fat orange ass? It’s a helluva self-own, really.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 10d

There was a time (i.e, before Trump) when a POTUS posting a video depicting him literally shitting on fellow Americans—even Americans who didn’t support him—would have been unthinkable, beyond scandalous. Now it happens and the major news media just yawn. That’s how much Trump has lowered the bar.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 11d

No Kings in Boca Raton today! Just a small portion of a very large crowd.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23d

Perfection.

Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23d

For Halloween, one of the most nightmarishly eerie short stories I’ve ever read. Written by Robert Aickman, produced and narrated by yours truly. youtu.be/UzoNIh4lHWE?...

The Cicerones by Robert Aickman, narrated by Garry Messick

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 24d

This should read, “and lie constantly.”

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Fake? Seems pretty real to me.

Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 25

Anyone who attempted to restrain that guy could have been charged with assault. That’s the infuriating thing—they can put their hands on you, but you can’t put your hands on them.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 19

Holy shit, that’s appalling.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 19

He also ran a modeling agency with teen girls.

Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 10

It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 8

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 8

If you have a few minutes, watch this. And share it.

Stop Acting Like This is Normal | The Ezra Klein Show

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 5

Interviewer: How do you know that gerbils are using sign language with their whiskers to secretly plot against mankind?

RFK Jr.: I never said that.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 5

RFK jr.: It’s incredible that gerbils have learned to use sign language with their whiskers in order to secretly plot against mankind, yet no one is doing anything to stop it.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 5

All RFK jr. interviews and Congressional testimony basically go like this…

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 5

He’s as stupid as he is smug and arrogant. Which is saying something.

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · Sep 4

The fact that the WH says support for a bill requiring the release of all the DOJ Epstein files would be considered a “hostile act” against Trump is quite a giveaway, isn’t it?

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