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It’s 10 PM, do you know where Miranda Cosgrove’s career is headed?
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Why yes I did go to the Pacific Coast Pekingese Club meetup today
I apparently only watch films about troubled women looking at something 45 degrees from eye level (and enjoy them all!)
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I feel like The Floor would benefit hugely from the addition of a “Rob Lowe handshake”
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They should make a season of The Floor where all 100 contestants are just people I went to high school with
October 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Need to make sure this is on @thefridacinema.org‘s radar
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wilson is experimenting with yoga right now because it was a category on The Floor
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Confused by the Emerald Fennell trailer. I see Heathcliff but who is playing the Garbage Ape?
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
After much deliberation
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Pressing play on Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen
August 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes I saw Carly Rae Jepsen E•MO•TION anniversary Troubadour show tonight, yes she melted my face off as always, yes she seemingly turned into M3gan at one point. Stream “More”!!!
August 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Valerie Cherish should meet the Rizzler
August 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is a mess
July 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Closing >100 Safari tabs on my phone and maybe half of them are googling restaurants from old seasons of Real Housewives of Orange County to see if they’ve since shut down (they all have)
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Read this as Columbo and about had a seizure
June 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy National Addison Rae Stepping Into Her Power as an Artist and as a Woman of the World Day to all who celebrate
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Heaven is a place on Earth (that place is @thefridacinema.org when they are giving out free popcorn as we’re leaving The Night of the Hunter)
June 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Well if you insist (this is my way of announcing I’m on Jeopardy tomorrow night)
One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My precious children
May 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Currently upset because I have no one to talk to about Grand Hotel (1932) which really rocked my world
April 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Culturally I think we should reframe Diana Nyad as an almost Paul Bunyan-like figure
April 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh so all of a sudden we all know the difference between a stadium and an arena, and have strong opinions about both, huh
March 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No fucking way
March 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Going on Beat Bobby Flay to make my signature dish, spa water
February 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
New tongue twister I just invented: Sidney Lumet met Cindy-Lou Who
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Speculating about awards season
February 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM