Theresa
@gertiethedino.com
Disney Parks-loving, Orioles-cheering, Parks and Rec-quoting accessibility advocate and higher ed marketing professional from Baltimore with low vision.
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Theresa
@gertiethedino.com
· Nov 16
Hashtags you may want to mute if you followed me from various starter packs & are not interested in the below topics:
Disney: #DisneyParks, #runDisney
Orioles/Baseball: #Birdland
Accessibility: #a11y
Baltimore: #CharmCity
If you followed me & are interested in none of those topics: Godspeed
Disney: #DisneyParks, #runDisney
Orioles/Baseball: #Birdland
Accessibility: #a11y
Baltimore: #CharmCity
If you followed me & are interested in none of those topics: Godspeed
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BREAKING NEWS
Passan: Chris Bassitt to sign a 1-year, $18.5M deal with the Orioles.
Passan: Chris Bassitt to sign a 1-year, $18.5M deal with the Orioles.
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
BREAKING NEWS
Passan: Chris Bassitt to sign a 1-year, $18.5M deal with the Orioles.
Passan: Chris Bassitt to sign a 1-year, $18.5M deal with the Orioles.
Fuck cancer, man.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Fuck cancer, man.
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It just got easier for Baltimore County students to apply for college
It just got easier for Baltimore County students to apply for college
Not only has applying to community college become a lot smoother for Baltimore County Public Schools students, but it also guarantees they are accepted.
buff.ly
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It just got easier for Baltimore County students to apply for college
@thebaltimorebanner.com Hearing through the grapevine that DePaola’s in Arbutus is closing/was sold. Wanted to share since you’ve done reporting on some other restaurants changing ownership lately
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
@thebaltimorebanner.com Hearing through the grapevine that DePaola’s in Arbutus is closing/was sold. Wanted to share since you’ve done reporting on some other restaurants changing ownership lately
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As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.
@onwardandupward.bsky.social omg I messaged you at the wrong account haha but did you see the halftime show?!?
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
@onwardandupward.bsky.social omg I messaged you at the wrong account haha but did you see the halftime show?!?
@wexplorations.bsky.social I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THE HALFTIME SHOW
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
@wexplorations.bsky.social I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THE HALFTIME SHOW
[Judas] did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it.
John 12:6
John 12:6
“Is it fair to ask the American people to pay for that?”
TRUMP: “I’m giving 100% to charity.”
P.S. - No he isn’t
P.P.S. - He thinks we are all idiots
TRUMP: “I’m giving 100% to charity.”
P.S. - No he isn’t
P.P.S. - He thinks we are all idiots
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
[Judas] did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it.
John 12:6
John 12:6
He’s Andy Dwyer-ing the off season.
“I’ve just traded all of Finland’s boring stuff for every other country’s lions. I definitely have more lions than any other county in the world right now. I have no idea what’s going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game? I’d say I’m set.”
“I’ve just traded all of Finland’s boring stuff for every other country’s lions. I definitely have more lions than any other county in the world right now. I have no idea what’s going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game? I’d say I’m set.”
Elias is clearly trying to start a run on utility players. and once their value skyrockets and elias is left holding all the utility players, then we'll see the payoff!
Or something....
Or something....
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
He’s Andy Dwyer-ing the off season.
“I’ve just traded all of Finland’s boring stuff for every other country’s lions. I definitely have more lions than any other county in the world right now. I have no idea what’s going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game? I’d say I’m set.”
“I’ve just traded all of Finland’s boring stuff for every other country’s lions. I definitely have more lions than any other county in the world right now. I have no idea what’s going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game? I’d say I’m set.”
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Presented for your viewing pleasure:
The Muppet Show (2026) without context
(Actual context in the alt text)
The Muppet Show (2026) without context
(Actual context in the alt text)
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Presented for your viewing pleasure:
The Muppet Show (2026) without context
(Actual context in the alt text)
The Muppet Show (2026) without context
(Actual context in the alt text)
I blame every person who kept saying the Orioles were the obvious top choice.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I blame every person who kept saying the Orioles were the obvious top choice.
The Muppet Show was absolutely delightful 😍
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The Muppet Show was absolutely delightful 😍
Damn right - he deserves it
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Damn right - he deserves it
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This is who runs this account
This scene will forever live rent free in my brain.
Fold In The Cheese! | Schitt's Creek | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This scene will forever live rent free in my brain.
In a meeting and I want to turn my camera off so bad and cry. Devastated.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
In a meeting and I want to turn my camera off so bad and cry. Devastated.
I mean, right now ICE is the reason it’s not safe for a lot of kids to walk to school, so I don’t think this is making the point he thinks it is.
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I mean, right now ICE is the reason it’s not safe for a lot of kids to walk to school, so I don’t think this is making the point he thinks it is.
Okay, but are they going to keep behaving like this in those other “sectors”?
Just leaving Minnesota doesn’t address the full issue here.
Just leaving Minnesota doesn’t address the full issue here.
![01/26/2026 15:27:26[TWT]
Priscilla Alvarez
@priscialva
BREAKING: Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his
agents are expected to leave Minneapolis and return to their respective
sectors, sources tell me, @KristenhCNN + @kaitlancollins.
Sent via Twitter Web App. View original tweet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreiglia3lsgoularsdrttknes76e3otad6xpnyp2eia2nmg5ckrc7cq@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Okay, but are they going to keep behaving like this in those other “sectors”?
Just leaving Minnesota doesn’t address the full issue here.
Just leaving Minnesota doesn’t address the full issue here.
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I would respectfully argue you do want to watch it. It’s the only way to realize that the unreal is real.
There’s video floating around. You don’t want to watch it.
News feed will be updated continuously. No paywall.
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News feed will be updated continuously. No paywall.
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Live: Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning, witnesses say
More than a hundred protesters and observers have gathered near E. 26th Street and Nicollet Avenue.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I would respectfully argue you do want to watch it. It’s the only way to realize that the unreal is real.
As someone who only had tickets for one of the Saturday events, I get it, but this is a giant bummer.
The snow forecast for the region has forced the Orioles to cancel Saturday's Birdland Caravan events www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Snow forecasts forces Orioles to cancel Saturday Birdland Caravan events
The snow forecasted to hit the Mid-Atlantic region this weekend has thrown a wrench into a long-planned Orioles event.
www.thebanner.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
As someone who only had tickets for one of the Saturday events, I get it, but this is a giant bummer.
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I'm doing the design keynote at #axecon 2026! I'll be refuting – err I mean, discussing how accessibility isn’t something generative interfaces or AI will fix.
The event is free/online and folks can register here: www.deque.com/axe-con/regi....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqQ...
The event is free/online and folks can register here: www.deque.com/axe-con/regi....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqQ...
Meet Anna Cook at Axe-con 2026
YouTube video by Deque Systems
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I'm doing the design keynote at #axecon 2026! I'll be refuting – err I mean, discussing how accessibility isn’t something generative interfaces or AI will fix.
The event is free/online and folks can register here: www.deque.com/axe-con/regi....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqQ...
The event is free/online and folks can register here: www.deque.com/axe-con/regi....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqQ...
Thanks for finally admitting that the cause of housing shortages/increased costs is Boomers and not immigrants!
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Thanks for finally admitting that the cause of housing shortages/increased costs is Boomers and not immigrants!
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Just saw that Jonathan Schoop is confirmed to be playing for the Netherlands in WBC - and they are in the same pool as the Dominican Republic (Pool D), which means we should get photos/video of a Manny/Schoop reunion!
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Just saw that Jonathan Schoop is confirmed to be playing for the Netherlands in WBC - and they are in the same pool as the Dominican Republic (Pool D), which means we should get photos/video of a Manny/Schoop reunion!