Michelle Fischler
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Michelle Fischler
@getsome.bsky.social
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A certified sex therapist from Toronto, Canada, obsessed with two things no one wants to talk about: SEX and SHAME. I’m fun—really, I am.
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Me watching season 3 of White Lotus…
“Believable. Not believable. That’s a fetish. That’s a lawsuit.”
I promise I won’t drop you, but please leave my eyeballs intact!
“Give me your hand!”
“But-“
“You’re gonna have to trust me!”
For realz. I use Gizmo and Spike as metaphors for Joy and shame in my early ejaculation protocol. Not my idea-Props to
@brenebrown93.bsky.social
Just found these boxers at Winners and beyond excited.
The largest proportion of abortions in Canada occurs among those aged 25-29 (25.9%), followed by 18-24 (24.8%), based on 2022 data from the Canadian Institute for Health Information. Those under 17 account for only 2.1%.
Let’s play a game. It’s called “who’s the smarty pants?” Clearly I’m digging all of the funny nerds on @bsky.app
Is it accurate that cis women under 20 and cis women in their 40s account for the highest number of abortions in Canada? I heard this in passing and have been meaning to look it up.
New blog up. Is it bonkers that I want to wave my little Canadian flag to those that sits outside of the heteronormative box? I want to yell “I’m safe, I’m human and I’m not a robot.” I’m also silly and I find sex funny. getsome.ca/2024/12/30/h...
You spin me right round, baby, right round like a…?
This year Santa is adding some extra sparkle to the menorah. Wishing everyone a holiday full of light laughter and positive vibrations.
Generational trauma aside, Santa deserved better.
Today, I sent both of my boys to Winners to buy me a Christmas present. It’s the first year I don’t have to pay for my own gift from them on Amazon :-)
It’s an I don’t give a fücktose kind of day.
What could possibly go wrong? 😬
Looks like even extraterrestrials can’t escape earth’s drama.
Don’t worry, Santa will come back up again.
Breaking news. Costco guilty of a bait and switch.
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing