Gin and Bacon
@ginandbacon.bsky.social
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Went to buy a tree, yer man gave us a palinka to ward off the cold.
May now have two trees.
May now have two trees.
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Went to buy a tree, yer man gave us a palinka to ward off the cold.
May now have two trees.
May now have two trees.
24 hours door to door.
Fucked.
Fucked.
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
24 hours door to door.
Fucked.
Fucked.
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.
And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
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And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.
And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
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And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
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Morning world.
Ophthalmology appointment so squinty eyes incoming.
Ophthalmology appointment so squinty eyes incoming.
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Morning world.
Ophthalmology appointment so squinty eyes incoming.
Ophthalmology appointment so squinty eyes incoming.
25 years ago this very day I awoke a very confirmed bachelor.
By the time I went to bed I had met the woman who would make my life.
Love is great, you kids should try it.
By the time I went to bed I had met the woman who would make my life.
Love is great, you kids should try it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
25 years ago this very day I awoke a very confirmed bachelor.
By the time I went to bed I had met the woman who would make my life.
Love is great, you kids should try it.
By the time I went to bed I had met the woman who would make my life.
Love is great, you kids should try it.
Shadow is not well.
Noticed a lump on his belly last week and now Mrs Wife has found a second one. He's off to the vet, poor little puppy.
Noticed a lump on his belly last week and now Mrs Wife has found a second one. He's off to the vet, poor little puppy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Shadow is not well.
Noticed a lump on his belly last week and now Mrs Wife has found a second one. He's off to the vet, poor little puppy.
Noticed a lump on his belly last week and now Mrs Wife has found a second one. He's off to the vet, poor little puppy.
The parts for the car have arrived!
(Only been waiting since August)
They can maybe fit her in Tuesday.
No, why do you think I'm angry?
(Only been waiting since August)
They can maybe fit her in Tuesday.
No, why do you think I'm angry?
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The parts for the car have arrived!
(Only been waiting since August)
They can maybe fit her in Tuesday.
No, why do you think I'm angry?
(Only been waiting since August)
They can maybe fit her in Tuesday.
No, why do you think I'm angry?
My car insurance just went up by over a grand!
alt: Baby passed her test.
alt: Baby passed her test.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My car insurance just went up by over a grand!
alt: Baby passed her test.
alt: Baby passed her test.
I have an ophthalmology appointment next Thursday. It's my 6-month follow-up from February.
2021...
2021...
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I have an ophthalmology appointment next Thursday. It's my 6-month follow-up from February.
2021...
2021...
Don't hate on me just because I'm cool as!
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Don't hate on me just because I'm cool as!
Reposted by Gin and Bacon
If my mum can find it in her 76-year-old-devout-muslim heart to accept my nephew has transitioned and call her by her new name and preferred pronouns then so the fuck can the Girl Guides, the WI and everyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If my mum can find it in her 76-year-old-devout-muslim heart to accept my nephew has transitioned and call her by her new name and preferred pronouns then so the fuck can the Girl Guides, the WI and everyone else.
Reform (UK [ltd]) has the best politicians money can buy...
If there was ever a man suited for Reform, it’s Jonathan Gullis - between him, Dorries and Kruger, the party is truly getting filled with the exact sort of politicians you’d expect.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Reform (UK [ltd]) has the best politicians money can buy...
Day 3 of Bubonic Plague and Ebola.
Sleep is a distant memory.
Eyes are painful to keep open.
My nose is running like a waterfall.
Is it to early for a tody?
Sleep is a distant memory.
Eyes are painful to keep open.
My nose is running like a waterfall.
Is it to early for a tody?
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Day 3 of Bubonic Plague and Ebola.
Sleep is a distant memory.
Eyes are painful to keep open.
My nose is running like a waterfall.
Is it to early for a tody?
Sleep is a distant memory.
Eyes are painful to keep open.
My nose is running like a waterfall.
Is it to early for a tody?
Ade has always been, always will be, God Tier Good.
Even when he kicked Rik in the balax.
Even when he kicked Rik in the balax.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ade has always been, always will be, God Tier Good.
Even when he kicked Rik in the balax.
Even when he kicked Rik in the balax.
Bish, bash, bosh.
Loadsadosh!
(One for the kids there)
Loadsadosh!
(One for the kids there)
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Bish, bash, bosh.
Loadsadosh!
(One for the kids there)
Loadsadosh!
(One for the kids there)
Okay Bluebs, I needs the helpz.
Thinking of getting a car, here's the criteria:
- 10ish yo; don't have money
- seats 5 / 4+dog
- smol enough for a new driver
- big enough for long distances
Any ideas?
Ford B-Max is the current benchmark.
Thinking of getting a car, here's the criteria:
- 10ish yo; don't have money
- seats 5 / 4+dog
- smol enough for a new driver
- big enough for long distances
Any ideas?
Ford B-Max is the current benchmark.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Okay Bluebs, I needs the helpz.
Thinking of getting a car, here's the criteria:
- 10ish yo; don't have money
- seats 5 / 4+dog
- smol enough for a new driver
- big enough for long distances
Any ideas?
Ford B-Max is the current benchmark.
Thinking of getting a car, here's the criteria:
- 10ish yo; don't have money
- seats 5 / 4+dog
- smol enough for a new driver
- big enough for long distances
Any ideas?
Ford B-Max is the current benchmark.
What sort of person even bothers to quote post to say exactly the same thing?
This sort of thing does bother me too.
I get annoyed when people do this, bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
What sort of person even bothers to quote post to say exactly the same thing?
Reposted by Gin and Bacon
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Nigel Farage rn:
a man in a black shirt is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Nigel Farage rn:
Okay, I'm in geek mode rn working from home.
I can't use my machine outside the [wired] office network to connect to certain things, so...
Using remote desktop from home to work laptop then remoting onto the network server that then tunnels into the 'dirty server' on which I need to work.
Funsies!
I can't use my machine outside the [wired] office network to connect to certain things, so...
Using remote desktop from home to work laptop then remoting onto the network server that then tunnels into the 'dirty server' on which I need to work.
Funsies!
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Okay, I'm in geek mode rn working from home.
I can't use my machine outside the [wired] office network to connect to certain things, so...
Using remote desktop from home to work laptop then remoting onto the network server that then tunnels into the 'dirty server' on which I need to work.
Funsies!
I can't use my machine outside the [wired] office network to connect to certain things, so...
Using remote desktop from home to work laptop then remoting onto the network server that then tunnels into the 'dirty server' on which I need to work.
Funsies!
Comparative Religions 101 -
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Comparative Religions 101 -
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.