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@actualpengy.bsky.social
I care.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
Pinned
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there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
Erwin Schrödinger.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Erwin Schrödinger.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
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Don’t you just hate it when the shower curtain keeps sticking to your bare arse? Worst trip to Sainsbury’s ever.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Don’t you just hate it when the shower curtain keeps sticking to your bare arse? Worst trip to Sainsbury’s ever.
Picking up Christmas donations bags for the Lions today so I'm up at 7am ON A SUNDAY
Good morning!
Good morning!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Picking up Christmas donations bags for the Lions today so I'm up at 7am ON A SUNDAY
Good morning!
Good morning!
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Or it could be a copy of this.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Or it could be a copy of this.
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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
Won a SUBSTANTIAL* prize in the lottery lads!
*£5.50
*£5.50
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Won a SUBSTANTIAL* prize in the lottery lads!
*£5.50
*£5.50
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Don’t tax the billionaires though, eh, lads 🤪🙄
HMRC warns Christmas side-hustle sellers over tax on festive earnings
HMRC warns Christmas side-hustle sellers over tax on festive earnings
Crafters, artisans and others told to declare income if above £1,000 trading allowance in tax year
This is a busy time of year for the thousands of people who earn a bit of extra income from a festive side hustle such as running a stall at a Christmas market or selling items online.
The UK’s army of crafters, artisans and designers are being urged to check if they need to tell HM Revenue and Customs about their earnings. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Don’t tax the billionaires though, eh, lads 🤪🙄
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Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
I'm pretty sure we'd beat them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm pretty sure we'd beat them.
Invited out for dinner at 8pm. 8pm is bedtime, wtf is wrong with people?
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Invited out for dinner at 8pm. 8pm is bedtime, wtf is wrong with people?
Peace prize? Wtaf? World's gone batshit. Sake.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Peace prize? Wtaf? World's gone batshit. Sake.
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Nigel Farage: A cross between a poorly-wiped arse and Jim Davidson's internet search history.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Nigel Farage: A cross between a poorly-wiped arse and Jim Davidson's internet search history.
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
Hearing aids would be good
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hearing aids would be good
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"Let's just take the subway...."
The Subway:
The Subway:
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Let's just take the subway...."
The Subway:
The Subway:
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FUCK OFF YOU FAT HAIRY BASTARD.
I fucking love cats. They take NO shit.
I fucking love cats. They take NO shit.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
FUCK OFF YOU FAT HAIRY BASTARD.
I fucking love cats. They take NO shit.
I fucking love cats. They take NO shit.
Nice folk
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Nice folk
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Why is every single delivery company such utter shit? Apart from DHL obvs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why is every single delivery company such utter shit? Apart from DHL obvs.
I'm sure this should be What A Fucking Haircut.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm sure this should be What A Fucking Haircut.