Angels from the Realms of ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪
@actualpengy.bsky.social
I care.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
He/him
Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
Arsefoot.
Pinned
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Afternoon guvnor
Someone asked me if I'd felt Santa's sack...
Bit personal, but I told em
Not recently
Someone asked me if I'd felt Santa's sack...
Bit personal, but I told em
Not recently
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Afternoon guvnor
Someone asked me if I'd felt Santa's sack...
Bit personal, but I told em
Not recently
Someone asked me if I'd felt Santa's sack...
Bit personal, but I told em
Not recently
Is anyone else pretending to work but is actually thinking about the wine party they're going to tonight?
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Is anyone else pretending to work but is actually thinking about the wine party they're going to tonight?
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What do you get the man who has everything for Christmas?
Penicillin.
Morning.
Penicillin.
Morning.
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
What do you get the man who has everything for Christmas?
Penicillin.
Morning.
Penicillin.
Morning.
Christ almighty
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Christ almighty
Live life full
Cheddar Garden Centre.
Acid reflux pain
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Live life full
It transpires that I'm playing the piano for the carols on Thursday. Nobody knows what the carols are yet.
I'm working tomorrow and there's a party in the evening.
Plenty of time.
I'm working tomorrow and there's a party in the evening.
Plenty of time.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It transpires that I'm playing the piano for the carols on Thursday. Nobody knows what the carols are yet.
I'm working tomorrow and there's a party in the evening.
Plenty of time.
I'm working tomorrow and there's a party in the evening.
Plenty of time.
Europeans criticise decaying leaders and weak countries.
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Europeans criticise decaying leaders and weak countries.
My opinion is the US can duck my sick (anag. 4,2,4)
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My opinion is the US can duck my sick (anag. 4,2,4)
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plan for the day: jingle at least some of the way
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
plan for the day: jingle at least some of the way
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Dec, Stu Hall with Bough and Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la...
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Dec, Stu Hall with Bough and Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la...
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What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Being able to ring my mum on one of these at Christmas, despite my landlady having put a lock on it, by tapping the number out on the handset rest, in 1984 when I was in a bedsit in Romford.
Being able to ring my mum on one of these at Christmas, despite my landlady having put a lock on it, by tapping the number out on the handset rest, in 1984 when I was in a bedsit in Romford.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
I can disassemble and reassemble a 700 series telephone. Not expecting ever again to rejuvenate a carbon granule microphone by slapping it.
I can disassemble and reassemble a 700 series telephone. Not expecting ever again to rejuvenate a carbon granule microphone by slapping it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Being able to ring my mum on one of these at Christmas, despite my landlady having put a lock on it, by tapping the number out on the handset rest, in 1984 when I was in a bedsit in Romford.
Being able to ring my mum on one of these at Christmas, despite my landlady having put a lock on it, by tapping the number out on the handset rest, in 1984 when I was in a bedsit in Romford.
Lipstick -> Pig
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Lipstick -> Pig
Amateurs.
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Amateurs.
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Titanic the musical?
You fucking lot deserve Farage.
You fucking lot deserve Farage.
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Titanic the musical?
You fucking lot deserve Farage.
You fucking lot deserve Farage.
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a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
ALT: a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
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December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Friends of @wombat37.bsky.social unite!
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Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
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Stop bloody changing things that are fine.
Thanks.
Pengy
Thanks.
Pengy
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Stop bloody changing things that are fine.
Thanks.
Pengy
Thanks.
Pengy
Look. No video.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Look. No video.
Why can't I post videos? Has it gorn?
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why can't I post videos? Has it gorn?
Picture of the staff that operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Picture of the staff that operate this bluesky account
I've been checking, and Putin's put the world back about 80 years. I hope he's remembered for that.
Anyways, good evening.
Anyways, good evening.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I've been checking, and Putin's put the world back about 80 years. I hope he's remembered for that.
Anyways, good evening.
Anyways, good evening.
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there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
Erwin Schrödinger.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Erwin Schrödinger.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.
Great philosopher. Lousy vet.