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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪

@actualpengy.bsky.social

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Saying what you daren't. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc. Arsefoot.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · Oct 24

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A JSO protester who seems to have inadvertently cable-tied himself to a goalpost.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 1h

Off tomorrow. Just did about 8 day's work in the last hour. Seat of the pants, skin of the teeth.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 3h

What, cunt?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 5h

I need an opening line for an email that means "Now look here, you dim-witted moron" but says something more nuanced.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 6h

Tousey.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 6h

Wait til you hear about St. Osyth.

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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 8h

Thursday

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 9h

Last one!

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 18h

I'm not really from Hollesley. I just lived there a while when I were a lad. I'm from Sidmouth. Cream first (obvs)

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 18h

Hollesley.

Dr Mand @mandapen.bsky.social · 18h

Cradley Heath

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Grumpy Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇪🇺 @brian770.bsky.social · 19h

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

Oh. A wim.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

Pardon?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

Yup!

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

I find them lame. Apart from Scream which I found nasty.

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

I don't like Halloween

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

😀

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19h

LEAD
MEAD
MELD
MOLD
GOLD

don't see why they had to fuck about. Bloody alchemists.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 20h

😂😂

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 20h

Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 20h

Yes.

No, you'd have to kill me first.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 1d

a picture of the earth with the words this might be a fire hazard above it

Alt: a picture of the earth with the words this might be a fire hazard above it

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 1d

Done a smashing job on the model plane. Undercarriage + propellor.

Smashed to bits. Yay!

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 1d

❤️

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Magsferatu @magnumificent.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing.

Science is extraordinary

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 1d

"Wanker"

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