just happy to be new year 🥂🎉
@gingermophobia.bsky.social
mallory. poet and prose writer covering transfeminine art and other things at malloryelliott.substack.com. all bad takes and unfunny jokes will be deleted within 24 hours, guaranteed
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A Bushwick Version of The Divine Comedy
For the third chapter of Castration Movie, Louise Weard relocates to New York and doubles down on her painfully necessary satire of 21st century transfeminine life.
malloryelliott.substack.com
Here's my review of Castration Movie Pt. 2, and also the first thing I've posted to Substack since May. It's a long one, and I considered breaking it into two posts, but that would sort of be against the spirit of this thing, wouldn't it? 😇
yes. the craziest and most annoying trans people, just like the craziest and most annoying people in any group, are always going to get the most attention. The idea that this explains our current predicament says more about your distaste for certain voices than it does about what's really going on.
...which is why I smh when I hear trans ppl blame the anti-trans backlash on “activists gone too far” or on a subset of trans ppl who were too “angry” online, because THIS IS A DOUBLE BIND WE CAN NEVER WIN! cis ppl will *always* blame us no matter what we do...
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January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
yes. the craziest and most annoying trans people, just like the craziest and most annoying people in any group, are always going to get the most attention. The idea that this explains our current predicament says more about your distaste for certain voices than it does about what's really going on.
thinking about him
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
thinking about him
me: I wish I were more interested in people
Also me: talking for an hour with my friend about their relationships and psychology
Also me: talking for an hour with my friend about their relationships and psychology
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
me: I wish I were more interested in people
Also me: talking for an hour with my friend about their relationships and psychology
Also me: talking for an hour with my friend about their relationships and psychology
Computer, give me a quote that would maximally terrify conservative parents
"We are out there in every place they are, showing them that every person in this city is one of our own, that there is no such thing as other people’s children, that collectively we are not afraid of staring them in the eye," @erikhane.bsky.social writes from Minneapolis.
There is no such thing as other people’s children
It is intolerable
www.welcometohellworld.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Computer, give me a quote that would maximally terrify conservative parents
studying esotericism
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
studying esotericism
making a shirt that says Ask Me How Mad I Am That There Is a White Heathcliff in the New Wuthering Heights
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
making a shirt that says Ask Me How Mad I Am That There Is a White Heathcliff in the New Wuthering Heights
I kind of wish people just wouldn't post screenshots of stuff from Twitter here unless it was of extreme news relevance
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I kind of wish people just wouldn't post screenshots of stuff from Twitter here unless it was of extreme news relevance
listening to this and thinking there is no way Prince didn't know about Jobriath
Condition of the Heart
YouTube video by Prince - Topic
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January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
listening to this and thinking there is no way Prince didn't know about Jobriath
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Today in The Atlantic. Peoples hands are being smashed by hammers—Here’s why that may be a good thing
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Today in The Atlantic. Peoples hands are being smashed by hammers—Here’s why that may be a good thing
part of a doodle
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
part of a doodle
"Everyone is female and everyone hates it." —Simone Weil
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"Everyone is female and everyone hates it." —Simone Weil
I know this is kind of a crazy take in the community, but I think it's okay if other trans people express themselves differently from me
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I know this is kind of a crazy take in the community, but I think it's okay if other trans people express themselves differently from me
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you must feel sexy. you must. it is actually imperative
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
you must feel sexy. you must. it is actually imperative
this is the great blindness of self-absorbed people: deep down, they believe, everyone is like them. And they are wrong.
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
this is the great blindness of self-absorbed people: deep down, they believe, everyone is like them. And they are wrong.
i am not immune to cheesy shit like this www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
Forever
The water was so still I believed it would keep us right-side up forever there in that pool on a night so dim it looked like the negative of itself, with the friend I loved in high school, a…
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January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i am not immune to cheesy shit like this www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
my most boomer trait is using voice to text because my thumbs are too large for the phone keyboard, which results in me making a bunch of homophonic typos, capitalizing/punctuating strangely, and typing "fucking voice to text 🤦♀️" frequently
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
my most boomer trait is using voice to text because my thumbs are too large for the phone keyboard, which results in me making a bunch of homophonic typos, capitalizing/punctuating strangely, and typing "fucking voice to text 🤦♀️" frequently
I discovered a secret to passing better: wear baggy clothes to beg the question of what your figure actually looks like & also carry an enormous pinecone to mess with the viewer's sense of scale
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I discovered a secret to passing better: wear baggy clothes to beg the question of what your figure actually looks like & also carry an enormous pinecone to mess with the viewer's sense of scale
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Next they came for no one, because we stopped them.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Next they came for no one, because we stopped them.
Che vuoi
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Che vuoi
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I am not going to describe my only life, my only future, and my only surroundings as bleak
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I am not going to describe my only life, my only future, and my only surroundings as bleak
OK, well it's not even 8:30 am and I just watched a snuff film courtesy of the US government... should I just go back to bed?
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
OK, well it's not even 8:30 am and I just watched a snuff film courtesy of the US government... should I just go back to bed?
amazing i have hit 50 subscribers !!
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
amazing i have hit 50 subscribers !!
process of cutting my own bangs:
1. rough draft
2. revisions
3. further revisions after peer feedback
4. fuck it, they'll grow out again
1. rough draft
2. revisions
3. further revisions after peer feedback
4. fuck it, they'll grow out again
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
process of cutting my own bangs:
1. rough draft
2. revisions
3. further revisions after peer feedback
4. fuck it, they'll grow out again
1. rough draft
2. revisions
3. further revisions after peer feedback
4. fuck it, they'll grow out again
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im gonna be real with you, arguing over the correct legacy of american or world historical violence into which to place ICE is a fucking waste of time why the fuck are you splitting hairs who gives a shit just go stop the fuckers
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
im gonna be real with you, arguing over the correct legacy of american or world historical violence into which to place ICE is a fucking waste of time why the fuck are you splitting hairs who gives a shit just go stop the fuckers
i want to write stories about young people because nothing happens to me anymore that's worth writing about, but that means all my stories are going to be set in the 2000s and 2010s
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
i want to write stories about young people because nothing happens to me anymore that's worth writing about, but that means all my stories are going to be set in the 2000s and 2010s