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Atrophied Glass

@glassvanguard.bsky.social

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Just a guy in search of an apocalypse. Do not follow me, there is no honor here.

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

"Okay so its like a little guy, thats vaguely dissatisfied sometimes but he cant quite tell you what's the matter. And he's got little triangle ears on top of his head and 4 paws"

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly in my heart I'm still in duskmourn

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

Plato's club; the strobe against the wall doesn't reveal the thing, merely the shadow big dog

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

We're already on to ninja turtles, a set scheduled for 2nd quarter next year :)

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

Typecasting got his ass

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ceej @ceej.online · Aug 10

taking out a billboard with a picture of the post where you said you hoped I “died and got frankensteined back to life by a scientist who wasn’t good at it” so your mom can see how you talk to people

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 1d

Its the peppers, too spicy. The plate itself is too decadent, it reeks of the sin of gluttony. Onions are on thin ice as well.

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Ive got worse

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

We get by with a refurbished breville, it's pretty much killed my outside coffee spending.

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah I mean, theres nothing wrong with discretionary spending! It was more a comment on the entitledness of the actor in the comic

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

V/H/S Halloween is now on shudder apparently!

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Oh snap VHS Halloween my weekend is set brother

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Beyond or is there a new one

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

If mome and dade put the TV behind the helicober shelf I think we can maintain a 95% average

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Sometimes all you have is heat, coffee beans and a dream

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ceej @ceej.online · Oct 27

it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

$25 a day per dog.... the math do be mathin

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

The coffee black buyer is the fool here... $4 for .80c of product that you can make at home with no skill, training, or equipment

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

Ah yes, early photographic evidence of the now-common House Goblin

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 8d

I followed my dreams and my dreams said to crawl

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 9d

More bosses need to realize this. Best thing our franchise owner did was step back and let his managers manage and just interfaced with them to discuss implementing goals and meet with the team once a year for Christmas.

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 9d

There was a brief time (2020-2024) when my girlfriend would ask every now and then "Man, I wonder what the president is up to?" And its nostalgic now.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 9d

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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 10d

Much is ratchet these days

Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 10d

This is just a metaphor for fatherhood