Smashleigh
@glitterbrawl.bsky.social
A crumb of attention, please?
For reasons I cannot fathom my 7yo is now *obsessed* with competitive cooking shows. Her Netflix account is just show after show of Americans baking cakes
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 AM
For reasons I cannot fathom my 7yo is now *obsessed* with competitive cooking shows. Her Netflix account is just show after show of Americans baking cakes
I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued
Thought this on Tuesday when I was in London. Baffling. Absolutely convinced that we should start referring to viagra as gender affirming care (because what else is it?) and the dial might start to shift a bit
Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Thought this on Tuesday when I was in London. Baffling. Absolutely convinced that we should start referring to viagra as gender affirming care (because what else is it?) and the dial might start to shift a bit
Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?
January 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?
Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Look it’s a long shot: anyone want to try for BTS tickets with me?
THEY MADE THE BIG HERO SIX WINDMILLS OMG
NEW: China is testing a megawatt-scale airborne wind system that captures stronger high-altitude winds, potentially producing up to 10× more energy with 40% less material and 30% lower costs. It could also be quickly deployed to supply emergency power after disasters.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
THEY MADE THE BIG HERO SIX WINDMILLS OMG
Ate some of the two week old Christmas ham for lunch (it had been wrapped up, smelled fine) and. Well. Take my advice: don’t do that.
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Ate some of the two week old Christmas ham for lunch (it had been wrapped up, smelled fine) and. Well. Take my advice: don’t do that.
Huh, snow, a bit of rain and temperatures hovering around zero really does create an absolute shitshow cocktail for getting around. Just watched a van try to pull off my street and go precisely nowhere
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Huh, snow, a bit of rain and temperatures hovering around zero really does create an absolute shitshow cocktail for getting around. Just watched a van try to pull off my street and go precisely nowhere
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This is gonna age like Kirk. Manifesting that whoever pulls the trigger will exude femininity
Last month, Joe Lonsdale called for public executions:
Texas billionaire says America should bring back public executions
"Bring back masculine leadership."
www.chron.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 AM
This is gonna age like Kirk. Manifesting that whoever pulls the trigger will exude femininity
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Kim Jong Un went to the New Year concert last night, and as you can see, he was overjoyed to be there.
“It’s just boom boom boom and you can’t even hear the words”
“Get with it daddy, you big square! Can’t you see it’s…”
“It’s just boom boom boom and you can’t even hear the words”
“Get with it daddy, you big square! Can’t you see it’s…”
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Kim Jong Un went to the New Year concert last night, and as you can see, he was overjoyed to be there.
“It’s just boom boom boom and you can’t even hear the words”
“Get with it daddy, you big square! Can’t you see it’s…”
“It’s just boom boom boom and you can’t even hear the words”
“Get with it daddy, you big square! Can’t you see it’s…”
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sonic and i are not Betrothed. you can use that filthy blue rat as you please
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
sonic and i are not Betrothed. you can use that filthy blue rat as you please
Nothing but contempt for clothes that can’t be tumble dried. What do you mean you can’t be thrown in the nice warm cupboard and be tossed about a bit? Grow the fuck up.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nothing but contempt for clothes that can’t be tumble dried. What do you mean you can’t be thrown in the nice warm cupboard and be tossed about a bit? Grow the fuck up.
Had a lovely dream which was just a really enthusiastic man telling me at length about how he went about creating his homemade ginseng wine. No plot. Just a happy man and his root wine (he put jujubes in there too)
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Had a lovely dream which was just a really enthusiastic man telling me at length about how he went about creating his homemade ginseng wine. No plot. Just a happy man and his root wine (he put jujubes in there too)
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
IMPORTANT NEWS: we shall have both Santa AND the tooth fairy visiting tonight and my kid will be subject to everyone singing The Song because she is entirely without her two front teeth
a little girl is singing into a microphone and saying `` all i want for christmas is my two front teeth '' .
Alt: a little girl is singing into a microphone and saying `` all i want for christmas is my two front teeth '' .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
IMPORTANT NEWS: we shall have both Santa AND the tooth fairy visiting tonight and my kid will be subject to everyone singing The Song because she is entirely without her two front teeth
Duo, my beloved owl. Every single one of us just wants to know how to order dinner or get a train ticket. I will not be counselling in a second language
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Duo, my beloved owl. Every single one of us just wants to know how to order dinner or get a train ticket. I will not be counselling in a second language
BEHOLD, MY HANDSOME FESTIVE MEN (they are being surprisingly tolerant of my bullshit)
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
BEHOLD, MY HANDSOME FESTIVE MEN (they are being surprisingly tolerant of my bullshit)
Oh no I went to Tesco to get some salad and it’s so rammed that I’m genuinely considering grabbing a Brie to have in the car
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh no I went to Tesco to get some salad and it’s so rammed that I’m genuinely considering grabbing a Brie to have in the car
For the first time in my life I have logged on to work in my jammies. Get the hype.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For the first time in my life I have logged on to work in my jammies. Get the hype.
I would like to thank Spotify for the FOB cover of “It Feels Like Christmas” from Muppets Christmas Carol. Absolute millennial catnip, well done.
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I would like to thank Spotify for the FOB cover of “It Feels Like Christmas” from Muppets Christmas Carol. Absolute millennial catnip, well done.
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National news, UK.
Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door in Countesthorpe
Wildlife rescuers think the Canada goose misjudged its descent before smashing through the door.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
National news, UK.
T is a charmingly lo-fi kid and asked Santa for snakes and ladders for Christmas. This just arrived and I am helpless
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
T is a charmingly lo-fi kid and asked Santa for snakes and ladders for Christmas. This just arrived and I am helpless
A story in two photos
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A story in two photos
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