Retallick had quite a bit of speed on him for a big fella
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Retallick had quite a bit of speed on him for a big fella
Hipkins is just not making an impact. He must go.
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Hipkins is just not making an impact. He must go.
Jack Skellington truly has every artist's reaction to harsh criticism. He goes from "I ruined EVERYTHING, I'm going to crawl into a cave and DIE" to "it was awesome actually and they just didn't understand my vision" in the space of three minutes
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Jack Skellington truly has every artist's reaction to harsh criticism. He goes from "I ruined EVERYTHING, I'm going to crawl into a cave and DIE" to "it was awesome actually and they just didn't understand my vision" in the space of three minutes
I see the head of the death squads has been placed on gardening leave
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I see the head of the death squads has been placed on gardening leave
Well this explains the penguin as more than simply geographical confusion. Thanks Dan! It's much worse
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Well this explains the penguin as more than simply geographical confusion. Thanks Dan! It's much worse
Me when I read the calorie count on the back of the packet
fucking cashews
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Me when I read the calorie count on the back of the packet
My father was expecting lots of lovely snow but instead he got ice. And not even aesthetically pleasing ice.
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My father was expecting lots of lovely snow but instead he got ice. And not even aesthetically pleasing ice.
Jesus it's gonna be below freezing in KY for a full week.
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Jesus it's gonna be below freezing in KY for a full week.
My dad was talking today about how my grandad went to a Spurs game with his father-in-law at White Hart Lane and we were smashing the other team so bad that my grandfather started cheering for them when they got a goal 😅 he liked an underdog, but I'm sure it lost him son-in-law points
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 AM
My dad was talking today about how my grandad went to a Spurs game with his father-in-law at White Hart Lane and we were smashing the other team so bad that my grandfather started cheering for them when they got a goal 😅 he liked an underdog, but I'm sure it lost him son-in-law points
You ever have a nerve just decide to start shit for no reason
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 AM
You ever have a nerve just decide to start shit for no reason
I am watching the Elizabeth Smart doco and this Mormon dad just said a SWEAR
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I am watching the Elizabeth Smart doco and this Mormon dad just said a SWEAR
Attention Android developers: I want to be able to hold down an app and then mute or disable it for a period of time without having to go into digital wellbeing settings
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Attention Android developers: I want to be able to hold down an app and then mute or disable it for a period of time without having to go into digital wellbeing settings
Doing a workout in my pyjamas because changing clothes is simply too high a barrier and I won't do it otherwise
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Doing a workout in my pyjamas because changing clothes is simply too high a barrier and I won't do it otherwise
I am apoplectic
He's finally done it. He's posted something that will make my three year old daughter more angry than me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I am apoplectic
Getting clucky (looking at puppies on trademe)
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Getting clucky (looking at puppies on trademe)
The ringing is BAD today
a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie covering his ears with his hand .
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie covering his ears with his hand .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The ringing is BAD today
I'm sorry, the Oscar Isaac snub is unforgivable. Did motherfuckers even watch the movies?
Istg if Frankenstein doesn't win costuming and production design because Ham*et is more "oscary" i will riot
Istg if Frankenstein doesn't win costuming and production design because Ham*et is more "oscary" i will riot
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I'm sorry, the Oscar Isaac snub is unforgivable. Did motherfuckers even watch the movies?
Istg if Frankenstein doesn't win costuming and production design because Ham*et is more "oscary" i will riot
Istg if Frankenstein doesn't win costuming and production design because Ham*et is more "oscary" i will riot
Reposted by Sophie
Dear Universe, It's my dad's birthday and if I can't get him a new football manager, I'd like to get him a new US president
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Dear Universe, It's my dad's birthday and if I can't get him a new football manager, I'd like to get him a new US president
Men's photos of themselves:
On holiday
5 years ago at a wedding
Holding or crouching next to a dead animal
Sitting in a car with sunglasses on
On holiday
5 years ago at a wedding
Holding or crouching next to a dead animal
Sitting in a car with sunglasses on
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Men's photos of themselves:
On holiday
5 years ago at a wedding
Holding or crouching next to a dead animal
Sitting in a car with sunglasses on
On holiday
5 years ago at a wedding
Holding or crouching next to a dead animal
Sitting in a car with sunglasses on
Day late and a dollar short you overstaffed sausage
Luxoff, what a bellend
Finally got the message that he really ought to be visible.
TOO LATE YOU CUNT
#nzpol
Finally got the message that he really ought to be visible.
TOO LATE YOU CUNT
#nzpol
Watch: Flying PM to view flooding damage, support Mount search effort at landslide site
Christopher Luxon is expected to visit the search at the site where people are still buried under a landslide.
www.stuff.co.nz
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Day late and a dollar short you overstaffed sausage
You got the little wee bumble bee, and the middle sized bumble with the white bum, and then the big bomba bumble
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
You got the little wee bumble bee, and the middle sized bumble with the white bum, and then the big bomba bumble
"This is a senior outbound sales role. Full stop.
You will spend your days identifying, engaging, and converting high-performing licensed real estate agents from traditional agencies into the Arizto model.
This is not inbound.
This is not account management.
This is not “brand awareness.”"
You will spend your days identifying, engaging, and converting high-performing licensed real estate agents from traditional agencies into the Arizto model.
This is not inbound.
This is not account management.
This is not “brand awareness.”"
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
"This is a senior outbound sales role. Full stop.
You will spend your days identifying, engaging, and converting high-performing licensed real estate agents from traditional agencies into the Arizto model.
This is not inbound.
This is not account management.
This is not “brand awareness.”"
You will spend your days identifying, engaging, and converting high-performing licensed real estate agents from traditional agencies into the Arizto model.
This is not inbound.
This is not account management.
This is not “brand awareness.”"