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Sophie
@gloomcookie.bsky.social
Writer, phd candidate, hot mess
I have 148 more pages to edit I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
a woman is crying with her eyes closed and her mouth wide open .
ALT: a woman is crying with her eyes closed and her mouth wide open .
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November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Guglielmo, my beloved, what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why do children have to scream when playing?
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Orca
Dolphin
Snake
Hedgehog
Rosella
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

pukeko
tui
orca
horse (They were in the ureweras so they count as wild)
fruit bat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Roadrunner

Alligator

Antelope

Armadillo

Nutria rat
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Beau Bridges is too good an actor for this shitty Hallmark Xmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Frith on a bridge, it's hot today
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just one more chapter *sobs*

And then I need to go through people's notes and finalise
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I would like Gray to be involved in a goal for us. He is a smol bean and deserves nice things
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You can all thank me for removing Richy's curse.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A couple of birds have made a nest in the kowhai in a really sheltered, stable spot that is, unfortuantely, much too close to the ground.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yesterday Theo and I were walking past a kindy and a small child of maximum 2 years old ran up to the fence all "DOGGY" and as soon as he reached the fence his trousers fell down. A true slapstick moment
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Looking for Xmas presents for my dad and realising the US tariffs will impact me, a blameless person

True injustice
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do you know what nemesis means, Charlie Brown?
If your life had a face I’d punch it Charlie Brown
That just, like, your opinion, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Maybe I'm just tired but I've been weirdly emotional today
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I keep hearing that Thomas Frank was inspired by the ABs

Well the ABs have had a win rate of 77% this year and there's much grumbling and talk of firing the coach
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I hand in my thesis on Sunday ahhhhhhhHHHHH

Question for those who have done this

Am I gonna be like real depressed immediately afterwards? Should I organise to meet someone and get a drink
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My Surface keyboard stopped working 😭
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Liiives, all mortal liiives,
Expiiiiire
Sooooouls go to their doooom
In flaaaaaame
Foooreeeeeeevermoooooore
*pipe organ*
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Go ahead and leave me
I think i prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How do you get 3 goals with 26% possession? Amazing.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people and making a funny face .
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November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The way Elordi moved in this film istg

Part animal, part child, part reanimated corpse
i need to protect him with my life #Frankenstein
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do graduating Finnish PhDs get drunk and have sword fights after the ceremony?
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Female Gaze
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM