Torbin spiggot
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Torbin spiggot
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Flouncing gobshite, slack handful of discredited theories models own
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In 1971, comics legend Jack Kirby created SPIRIT WORLD, an adult-oriented magazine based around the paranormal. Featuring his trademark collages, Spirit World freaked DC Comics out so much that they published it under a non-existent imprint, Hampshire Distributors!
Got an email from evri saying they had my parcel so long ago I'm beginning to think I missed the ransom demand
When I were a lad we stirred a spoon of speedy cut mdma into a mug of mellowbirds and glared our woes down without recourse to DICTIONARIES pff
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“Some people try to pick up girls,
And get called an asshole,
This never happened to -
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for the potato fears not death
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> I M GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop-

"Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?"

> NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop-

"But--wait, wha-"

> WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
To be right "been listening to the new ohsees one a lot" could be from any point in the last 15 year or so. #evergreencontent
Ah. Yup gerbils are hard to dislike I guess. Have you though about joining some sort of club?
That ohsees has been clattering round the house a fair bit this year. Belter.
"the size of them things I'm amazed they can fly" etcetc
Egg lols remain evergreen. Unless this is some fashion advice and I have to find a way of smearing yolk into my mulletntache combo before mad Friday (ladsladslads)
No wrapped conveys the beautiful pale teal of this ancient danish hardcore banger
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> POST DEATH -comma stop- EXERCISING NEWFOUND METAPHYSICAL MIGHT 2 CONVEY THE URGENT EPIPHANIC EXISTENTIAL TRUTH HUMANITY THIRSTS TO KNOW -exclamation stop-

(bakes poorly rendered face into flour tortilla)
Sherlock retreats to his polymath mindpalace, I glare down an oil-projector lysergic freakout scene from dirty harry until it offers a magic eye painting slack retina clarity of where I left me baccy tin. We all got our Moriarty, dammit.
Never buy from a man clearly dressed hair-to-scholls in britishsky grey
Legit traction on the shite spouting. Ai roast generator failed to generate owt. Up yer mudeye, skynet
Grateful to TheMagicOfTheCup TM for the opportunity to hear loudly Yorkshire profanities yelled on a Sunday. Been a while since I had dinner at me mothers
Ha! Although I did think 2Gs as in "eggheaded cunt" was a long outed pillock, odd to see it reported as revelation
Never saw a trumpet at Goole tbh. Not even in the cash converters.
Exactly that. Would've never of bin aloud in the days of Dave "big Dave" Ogg, but he's just doing the documentaries now and the young crew all want to be youtubers innit etc etc
The infiltration of brass band plonker down to this level is a sad symptom of the loss of committed hooliganism.