GMacGuffin (T.C.)
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Best Electric Melodica Rig in San Diego. Guitars Keys Drums & Writin. Americana Rococo. linktr.ee/GMacGuffin
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GMacGuffin (T.C.)
@gmacguffin.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Sandpiper Combo (IG @sandpiper.ensemble) at Blind Lady Ale House. I play a lot more melodica than guitar in this small acoustic lineup and it's super fun gotta say.
I'm just the side of a polymath and the thing a lot of folks don't think about is that means we're not particularly good at any single thing. Not enough time. And I'm actually terrible at math to the word itself is a misnomer
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm just the side of a polymath and the thing a lot of folks don't think about is that means we're not particularly good at any single thing. Not enough time. And I'm actually terrible at math to the word itself is a misnomer
My horoscope in @theonion.com is always spot on.
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My horoscope in @theonion.com is always spot on.
When I was maybe 10 I heard the radio broadcast of the Hindenburg disaster (Oh, the humanity!) and was very confused that he referred to it as a terrific crash. So I looked terrific up and sure enough: causing terror. So when I say something is terrific, that may not be a good thing.
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
When I was maybe 10 I heard the radio broadcast of the Hindenburg disaster (Oh, the humanity!) and was very confused that he referred to it as a terrific crash. So I looked terrific up and sure enough: causing terror. So when I say something is terrific, that may not be a good thing.
So the conceit is that Godzilla, King of the Monsters, maintains the natural balance, with the natural balance being that Godzilla be King of the Monsters. It's a tautology but it's still best best practice to just let him be the king
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So the conceit is that Godzilla, King of the Monsters, maintains the natural balance, with the natural balance being that Godzilla be King of the Monsters. It's a tautology but it's still best best practice to just let him be the king
Lay's introduced new packaging for their potato chips because market research revealed that most consumers didn't know that Lay's potato chips were made of potatoes.
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lay's introduced new packaging for their potato chips because market research revealed that most consumers didn't know that Lay's potato chips were made of potatoes.
Sandpiper Combo (IG @sandpiper.ensemble) at Blind Lady Ale House. I play a lot more melodica than guitar in this small acoustic lineup and it's super fun gotta say.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sandpiper Combo (IG @sandpiper.ensemble) at Blind Lady Ale House. I play a lot more melodica than guitar in this small acoustic lineup and it's super fun gotta say.
I have a single coming out soonish. It's all good to go I just need to upload it.
Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally
Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have a single coming out soonish. It's all good to go I just need to upload it.
Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally
Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally
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I'm presuming it's okay to put organic almond coconut creamer on Lucky Charms.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm presuming it's okay to put organic almond coconut creamer on Lucky Charms.
I just got a spam call so I had my phone screen it and the two bots got themselves in an endless feedback loop saying "I'm sorry I didn't catch that, are you still there?" I realized it 5 minutes later they were still all "so I can I book this for you?" "I'm sorry I didn't understand you" #dystopia
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just got a spam call so I had my phone screen it and the two bots got themselves in an endless feedback loop saying "I'm sorry I didn't catch that, are you still there?" I realized it 5 minutes later they were still all "so I can I book this for you?" "I'm sorry I didn't understand you" #dystopia
I'm thrilled the Dodgers won last night but dammit I've got a show tonight w Technomania Circus ... during game 7 ... which sucks bigtime. I couldn't have taken this in five or six?
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm thrilled the Dodgers won last night but dammit I've got a show tonight w Technomania Circus ... during game 7 ... which sucks bigtime. I couldn't have taken this in five or six?
Chotiner is basically the Columbo of journalism.
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Chotiner is basically the Columbo of journalism.
Dodgers haters are so funny. I don't hate other teams, it doesn't make sense, except the Astros for 2017 fuck those guys forever.
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dodgers haters are so funny. I don't hate other teams, it doesn't make sense, except the Astros for 2017 fuck those guys forever.
The Host! #Dodgers
Teammates Unnerved As Interpreter Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
LOS ANGELES—Describing the mood in the clubhouse as eerie and ominous, several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers told reporters Tuesday they have become increasingly unnerved since Shohei Ohtani’s in...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Host! #Dodgers
Ohtani is an actual fucking unicorn with stardust flying off him
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ohtani is an actual fucking unicorn with stardust flying off him
Make your own fun. And coffee.
(this is how I go camping)
(this is how I go camping)
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Make your own fun. And coffee.
(this is how I go camping)
(this is how I go camping)
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"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
I tried to watch Avatar 2 again and after 10 minutes had to concede I viscerally dislike those films and will not revisit them.
September 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I tried to watch Avatar 2 again and after 10 minutes had to concede I viscerally dislike those films and will not revisit them.
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This in-universe Spinal Tap interview is beautifully crafted.
‘Our songs last three minutes but they feel like an hour’: the return of Spinal Tap – an exclusive that goes up to 11!
Over 40 years since This Is Spinal Tap was mistaken for a comedy, its hard-rocking subjects are back for a legally obligated final gig. Our writer smells the glove
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September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This in-universe Spinal Tap interview is beautifully crafted.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
I don't like Chapel's boyfriend much but I do like his jacket. #StarTrekSNW
August 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I don't like Chapel's boyfriend much but I do like his jacket. #StarTrekSNW
Jojo Romero is a def a baseball name. #Cardinals #Dodgers
August 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Jojo Romero is a def a baseball name. #Cardinals #Dodgers
Fun melodica solo to Blue Skies w Sandpiper Ensemble at Riviera Supper Club Turquoise Room.
yeah I got a pedal board and shit and wireless and can go out into the audience but this is just no frills melodica sound #sandiegojazz
yeah I got a pedal board and shit and wireless and can go out into the audience but this is just no frills melodica sound #sandiegojazz
July 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fun melodica solo to Blue Skies w Sandpiper Ensemble at Riviera Supper Club Turquoise Room.
yeah I got a pedal board and shit and wireless and can go out into the audience but this is just no frills melodica sound #sandiegojazz
yeah I got a pedal board and shit and wireless and can go out into the audience but this is just no frills melodica sound #sandiegojazz