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😀 writer musician artist mechanic
📍baltimore
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medieval peasant eating sour worms and watching mr. beast drop a lamborghini on a crowd of people: lol. lmao. damn. ok.
November 16, 2024 at 2:52 AM
computer please mute the word echo thank you
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
everyone on here is happy that people are joining bluesky but also they’re pissed about it
November 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
*derek guy voice* the waist of your trousers should perfectly bisect your tie
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
come to think of it i liked the star favorite way more than the heart favorite. just feels different. different sentiment.
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
they should do favstar again
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
smells like loudog in here
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
fuck yeah almost to the 90th percentile
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
this morning my old neighbor told me that the other old lady on our block was part of a family of Polish mobsters with a construction racket that would patrol the neighborhood, and if someone was building a new place or remodeling they’d collect protection or burn it down
November 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
good morning
November 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
i just watched a 30 minute video i made of myself a year ago and now i’m all fired up. good energy onscreen. let’s get that guy back to work
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
bring back celebrity deathmatch
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
run on the treadmill and drink a few ales with your friend
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
person with 3k followers and 90k posts: so, welcome to bluesky, we got a couple rules around here 😉

me: shut da fuck up
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 PM
why can’t people just say post or posting instead of skeet. why does there have to be a special word.
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 PM
old lady in the grocery store parking lot just told me i’ve “got some nice muscular legs there hon” 😌😌😌
November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
all of the “welcome to bluesky” type posts are annoying to me
November 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
drank a bunch of ales last night at Cat’s Eye & 1919. saw miles, saw slavic mike, saw darby, among others. there was a whacky band at 1919. have a great day everybody
November 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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before the birthday song was invented everyone would sit in silence for 15 seconds until the candles got blown out
November 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
ales tonight? have a few ales? two, three pints of ale?
November 9, 2024 at 7:03 PM
i asked a hot tall redhead out to the movies (the big sleep on 35mm!) and she said hell yeah brother
November 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM
there’s so many movies
November 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Firetruck smoking a cigarette:

🚬🚒
November 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
quintessential fall album, imo
November 7, 2024 at 10:22 PM
beauty still exists in this world
November 7, 2024 at 9:36 PM