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The truth is always in place, it's right in front of your face, the mighty jackalope.
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I believe in a strong work/life balance:
Don't be an idiot at work
Don't be an idiot in life.
Perfect balance.
Don't be an idiot at work
Don't be an idiot in life.
Perfect balance.
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If we were the creation of a loving God our clothing and hair wouldn't get static cling in the winter.
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If we were the creation of a loving God our clothing and hair wouldn't get static cling in the winter.
I can't wait until these idiots start killing people en masse with their Google MD word salad generators.
Are they evil, stupid, grifters, or some combination of the 3?
Are they evil, stupid, grifters, or some combination of the 3?
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can't wait until these idiots start killing people en masse with their Google MD word salad generators.
Are they evil, stupid, grifters, or some combination of the 3?
Are they evil, stupid, grifters, or some combination of the 3?
People being disappointed in Jimmy Fallon for having Sam Altman on is a perfect example of personality trumping all.
Like... Has the guy ever taken a principled stance on anything at all, or is he just a charming liberal goof thus couldn't possibly be the bad guy?
Like... Has the guy ever taken a principled stance on anything at all, or is he just a charming liberal goof thus couldn't possibly be the bad guy?
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
People being disappointed in Jimmy Fallon for having Sam Altman on is a perfect example of personality trumping all.
Like... Has the guy ever taken a principled stance on anything at all, or is he just a charming liberal goof thus couldn't possibly be the bad guy?
Like... Has the guy ever taken a principled stance on anything at all, or is he just a charming liberal goof thus couldn't possibly be the bad guy?
If art is meant to make you think:
Thinking about who Beeple is and how much of a hand he had in validating the entire NFT grift; that "Animal Farm" installation is about as edgy as a spoon.
Thinking about who Beeple is and how much of a hand he had in validating the entire NFT grift; that "Animal Farm" installation is about as edgy as a spoon.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If art is meant to make you think:
Thinking about who Beeple is and how much of a hand he had in validating the entire NFT grift; that "Animal Farm" installation is about as edgy as a spoon.
Thinking about who Beeple is and how much of a hand he had in validating the entire NFT grift; that "Animal Farm" installation is about as edgy as a spoon.
#SpotifyWrapped season is a very good reminder that we just don't give a shit anymore and that convenience always wins.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#SpotifyWrapped season is a very good reminder that we just don't give a shit anymore and that convenience always wins.
It's fraud and market manipulation. The accounts are just a massive fraud scheme to use tax dollars to boost investment in the stock market to make it look like the economy is booming, and make him look good, and way too many Americans are going to fall for it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It's fraud and market manipulation. The accounts are just a massive fraud scheme to use tax dollars to boost investment in the stock market to make it look like the economy is booming, and make him look good, and way too many Americans are going to fall for it.
I wish we didn't live in an economic system in which I have to rent half my house to an inconsiderate jackass who decided he needed to turn his car around in the driveway before it was shoveled just to make the mortgage.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wish we didn't live in an economic system in which I have to rent half my house to an inconsiderate jackass who decided he needed to turn his car around in the driveway before it was shoveled just to make the mortgage.
Dogmatists: "GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN!"
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Dogmatists: "GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN!"
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
I wish Charlie lived just long enough to learn that Donnie probably blew Bill and that Vlad might have pictures.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish Charlie lived just long enough to learn that Donnie probably blew Bill and that Vlad might have pictures.
The wildest thing about this is that he and his daughters can still be victims (his daughters definitely are), and his wife can be a monster even though he and his wife were the same type of opportunist, dog-shit people.
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The wildest thing about this is that he and his daughters can still be victims (his daughters definitely are), and his wife can be a monster even though he and his wife were the same type of opportunist, dog-shit people.
Mercedes is so god damned boring I just found myself watching an Instagram reel from "Showgirls" during that match...
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mercedes is so god damned boring I just found myself watching an Instagram reel from "Showgirls" during that match...
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
If you really want to fix the country just put a bunch of unmedicated ADHDers in charge.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you really want to fix the country just put a bunch of unmedicated ADHDers in charge.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
The killing of Charlie Kirk is to MAGA Republicans what the attack on the twin towers was to Bush Republicans: a green light to fast track their plans.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The killing of Charlie Kirk is to MAGA Republicans what the attack on the twin towers was to Bush Republicans: a green light to fast track their plans.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
My teacher wife just said "I don't want to work in a school anymore..." and I need every single one of you to understand that's part of the plan.
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My teacher wife just said "I don't want to work in a school anymore..." and I need every single one of you to understand that's part of the plan.
Every time I hear about a modern country artist it's against my own will.
September 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Every time I hear about a modern country artist it's against my own will.
At this point I'm basically just using this app as a journaling mechanism because this shit keeps happening.
Fully convinced plausible deniability of photographic and video evidence is the number 2 reason these freaks are going so hard in the paint for generative AI.
What you can actually generate isn't the scary part. What crimes they'll be able to deny is.
What you can actually generate isn't the scary part. What crimes they'll be able to deny is.
September 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
At this point I'm basically just using this app as a journaling mechanism because this shit keeps happening.
Real estate developers are so afraid of having to offer affordable housing that they're trying to stack the deck in favor of a sexual predator.
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Real estate developers are so afraid of having to offer affordable housing that they're trying to stack the deck in favor of a sexual predator.
Behold the glory of the Three Bean Salad™
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Behold the glory of the Three Bean Salad™
Excel is a nightmare.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Excel is a nightmare.
I was just thinking about the fact that Al and Peg Bundy were able to afford a house and two kids on one and a half retail salaries and it required zero suspension of disbelief.
September 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I was just thinking about the fact that Al and Peg Bundy were able to afford a house and two kids on one and a half retail salaries and it required zero suspension of disbelief.
To the 3 people who just got multiple notifications containing the exact same text: I'm sorry. I promise I'm not a boomer.
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To the 3 people who just got multiple notifications containing the exact same text: I'm sorry. I promise I'm not a boomer.
I still believe Mitt's a leviathan to Trump's monster. He just never got the opportunity. He's also more polished & actually presents himself as a family man, so it's well hidden.
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
August 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I still believe Mitt's a leviathan to Trump's monster. He just never got the opportunity. He's also more polished & actually presents himself as a family man, so it's well hidden.
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent