I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

I thrifted a men's leather jacket and it has so many pocket that I was easily able to fit the entire contents of my purse in it. I'm so sick of the bullshit with women's clothing, menswear for life now bb

It's amazing what's left of my brain hasn't exploded

Oh, is this the same Qatar that Pam Bondi was a lobbyist for? Cool cool cool

I'm sure this Qatari Airforce base in Idaho is another perfectly cromulent deal

My aunts friend found the princess diana fanfic i wrote where she gets diarrhea

Yeah I usually listen to podcasts on the balcony with my coffee until about 5, go to the gym, come back and shower, sketch or paint and then I'm rushing out the door before I know it lol

It's shocking how often I'm almost late for work at 9am for someone who is usually up between 2-3am each day

As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.

GOOD. LET IT DIE.

I never took you for a quitter, B

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

Not to be a hipster about it but I've hated him for his misogyny for a while 😂

Bill Burr's crash out for being (justifiably) criticized for playing Riyadh is the most laughable he's ever been

Pokémon go San Andreas

As we watch the growing resistance to Danielle Smith's MAGA agenda in Alberta let's remember the powerful roots of true prairie populism. We have national health care because that generation stood up for a better vision of Canada.
My latest.
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I'm so sick of humidity 😭

It's not hoarding if it's books.

I yearn for an icy wind. This October humidity can gargle my underboob sweat.

I miss the days when thinking of rollerblading weren't accompanied by vivid premonitions of broken hips and torn knee ligaments 😭

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

driving in england be like: