haden reynolds (Robert)
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wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart
blm
blm
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Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
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I bet RFK Jr smells like yogurt made from bull semen
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I bet RFK Jr smells like yogurt made from bull semen
So all nature videos are fake now? Thanks, AI
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So all nature videos are fake now? Thanks, AI
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After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
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The tooth pattern on the bucking saw in that Three Stooges episode taking place in medieval times was NOT period correct. Sorry to be so harsh – I needed to vent.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The tooth pattern on the bucking saw in that Three Stooges episode taking place in medieval times was NOT period correct. Sorry to be so harsh – I needed to vent.
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when a friend shares with you the frightening details of their recent medical procedure be sure to interrupt them to tell them all about your own far less harrowing procedure seven years ago
people love that
people love that
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when a friend shares with you the frightening details of their recent medical procedure be sure to interrupt them to tell them all about your own far less harrowing procedure seven years ago
people love that
people love that
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ISO:
really hot guy to think I’m the bees knees and tell me jokes and be perfectly romantic without being annoying, but also never talk to me off the timeline or tell me you feel this way.
No weirdos
really hot guy to think I’m the bees knees and tell me jokes and be perfectly romantic without being annoying, but also never talk to me off the timeline or tell me you feel this way.
No weirdos
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ISO:
really hot guy to think I’m the bees knees and tell me jokes and be perfectly romantic without being annoying, but also never talk to me off the timeline or tell me you feel this way.
No weirdos
really hot guy to think I’m the bees knees and tell me jokes and be perfectly romantic without being annoying, but also never talk to me off the timeline or tell me you feel this way.
No weirdos
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I did 4 socials this week. Please clap
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I did 4 socials this week. Please clap
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Your comment made me feel uncomfortable
~ a memoir
~ a memoir
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your comment made me feel uncomfortable
~ a memoir
~ a memoir
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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Everyone you meet today could have a positive impact on your life so for the love of god, people, stay home
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Everyone you meet today could have a positive impact on your life so for the love of god, people, stay home
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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I cannot listen to more than one Stevie Nicks song per day. The earnestness, it is too great
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I cannot listen to more than one Stevie Nicks song per day. The earnestness, it is too great
Spicy food: I don’t know how to cook so let’s throw in some cayenne
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Spicy food: I don’t know how to cook so let’s throw in some cayenne
Every bald eagle was once a combover eagle
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every bald eagle was once a combover eagle
I think Trump lost a game of checkers when he was six and never got over it
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think Trump lost a game of checkers when he was six and never got over it
I always make two hard boiled eggs. One to eat, and one to sprinkle on the neighbor’s mailbox when the shell won’t come off.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I always make two hard boiled eggs. One to eat, and one to sprinkle on the neighbor’s mailbox when the shell won’t come off.
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I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
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When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
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The worst person in our country is also our president. Other than that, things are groovy
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The worst person in our country is also our president. Other than that, things are groovy
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Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
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A showcase of my smaller works available
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A showcase of my smaller works available
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it