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🌱✨Amelia✨🌱
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
I am artist amongst other things
If you like a drawing DM me


If you feel inclined my Paypal: [email protected]


Living on Stolen Land


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Pinned
A selection of work
Dm's don't allow photos so this is how we communicate

Sorry for the lack of alt i am a scurry of a mind this morning
Peaks and Valleys
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Had a young buissness man give the advice that you wait for a change of government before acting and it was very optimistic of him to think that would be happening soon
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
'You will be visited by three spirits'
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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a percussion instrument made of skeleton would be a xylobone
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Parents need thanksgiving day off in order to mentally prepare for listening to their children’s Xmas lists.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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telling my kids this is Bill Nye
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@patrickstokes.com i think you were referencing steak in regards to these two yesterday?
If there was justice in this world, this would end the careers of both.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A new personal series (my digital drawings are always self indulgent because i don't sell them)
These are me processing my day through the costumes i wore
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene

Always been too scared to watch this movie but i am aware of this bit
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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🤔
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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sometimes anger and rage just has to seep out of your pores because you’re tired of storing it in your body
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Kid telling gory monster stories with sound effects & actions that quickly get full on
'Ok hun, ease up'

'sorry mum - his head just falls off'

'Ok cool cool just gimme a minute'

'Actually it was skinned'

'noooooo!!! Hun!!'

'Sorry sorry i just didn't want you to have the wrong image in your head
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I have picked an old book off the shelf to read but i can't stop sniffing it

It smells so delicious
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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The day wore
The day ate

Tea, bread and lemon butter
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The day wore
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I like following people who post in different languages because its a good constant reminder for little ol me that there is a world beyond my english bubble
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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decided I'm going to submit this to a Thing this morning, once it's printed obviously
transgender goddexx linocut progress: Tower Bridge & the Moon have entered the chat. if you wondering how I decide these things, a voice pops in my head that says "moon goes there" so I do it. going to have to get the Thames skyline reasonably accurate, for autism reasons
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have picked an old book off the shelf to read but i can't stop sniffing it

It smells so delicious
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Men

I am sorry you have to be associated with each other. Must really stink
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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For you metric people, two and a half miles an hour is just over four kilograms.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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A nurse came in with a clipboard. "Those are some serious bruises! Can you tell me what happened?"

Greg shrugged. "I was crossing the street and #timed it incorrectly."

"Hit by a car?"

"Parade float."

Her eyes widened. "How? They only go two miles an hour."

He huffed. "Two and a half!"

#vss365
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM