Mink, Valda Guy
@goblinboon.bsky.social
I’m very rarely funny
#fabtcg in bio because Marceline told me to
#fabtcg in bio because Marceline told me to
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When the enemy jungler mysteriously explodes
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
When the enemy jungler mysteriously explodes
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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For sale
Cuck chair
Never used
Cuck chair
Never used
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
For sale
Cuck chair
Never used
Cuck chair
Never used
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Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI
September 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI
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Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)
August 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)
i always feel like i have imposter syndrome of mental illness, like i have friends doing worse than me and so i feel bad saying "im sad" when they say "my life is shit"
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i always feel like i have imposter syndrome of mental illness, like i have friends doing worse than me and so i feel bad saying "im sad" when they say "my life is shit"
For sale
Cuck chair
Never used
Cuck chair
Never used
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
For sale
Cuck chair
Never used
Cuck chair
Never used
Straight up gherkin it, and by it haha I mean my pickle
September 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Straight up gherkin it, and by it haha I mean my pickle
Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI
September 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI
Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)
August 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual)
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Wow 😳
Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖
Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈
The results were surprising 🙀
fabrary.net/the-worst-de...
#fabtcg
Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖
Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈
The results were surprising 🙀
fabrary.net/the-worst-de...
#fabtcg
FaBrary
The most advanced Flesh and Blood card search, deck building, and collection management tool
fabrary.net
July 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wow 😳
Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖
Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈
The results were surprising 🙀
fabrary.net/the-worst-de...
#fabtcg
Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖
Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈
The results were surprising 🙀
fabrary.net/the-worst-de...
#fabtcg
Yeah can't say I enjoy the existence of Grave "entertainment" Bones
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Yeah can't say I enjoy the existence of Grave "entertainment" Bones
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Magic doesn't do art like this anymore and it kills me
June 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Magic doesn't do art like this anymore and it kills me
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Bring back white bordered card reprints @fabtcg.com I want a competitive deck under $300
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bring back white bordered card reprints @fabtcg.com I want a competitive deck under $300
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Happy Daddies Day, here’s to all the daddies that aren’t just daddies today but everyday.
June 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Happy Daddies Day, here’s to all the daddies that aren’t just daddies today but everyday.
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Florian, Rotwood Harbinger is a textbook example of this phenomenon.
June 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Florian, Rotwood Harbinger is a textbook example of this phenomenon.
It’s been incredibly depressing to realize that I am the kind of guy that falls for girls incredibly quickly and that most women rightfully get a bit hesitant at men showing too much interest too soon. I just wanna love someone
June 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s been incredibly depressing to realize that I am the kind of guy that falls for girls incredibly quickly and that most women rightfully get a bit hesitant at men showing too much interest too soon. I just wanna love someone
Can’t even put a face down card from your arsenal on the bottom of your deck: Draw a card and prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to your hero this turn anymore. Because of woke.
May 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Can’t even put a face down card from your arsenal on the bottom of your deck: Draw a card and prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to your hero this turn anymore. Because of woke.
I don't wanna die I just wanna kill
May 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don't wanna die I just wanna kill
I’m probably biased from what I do for work but its always funny how performative hating kids is. Like boohoo theres a group of 13 year olds on your bus get over yourself
May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m probably biased from what I do for work but its always funny how performative hating kids is. Like boohoo theres a group of 13 year olds on your bus get over yourself
For the past 2 weeks whenever it rains overnight this group of 3 fifth grade girls makes me go outside with them to save the worms
May 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
For the past 2 weeks whenever it rains overnight this group of 3 fifth grade girls makes me go outside with them to save the worms
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April 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM