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Leigh @cindervision.bsky.social · 2d
hello please observe this boy

this is how I wake up every day
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God @god.blacksky.app · 1d
Ayo 👁👄👁
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God @god.blacksky.app · 7d
Nothing hits different than God's Holy Flower on a midnight stroll
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britt is back. for now. 👻💨 @unprompted.bsky.social · 7d
that mf was
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AwwSkeetSkeetBT @un-conquered.bsky.social · 7d
Y’all hear that? It’s a piece of edible callin my name
a woman with long black hair is making a funny face in front of a television
ALT: a woman with long black hair is making a funny face in front of a television
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The Little Yerrrmaid 🧜🏾‍♀️ @thee-beenasty.bsky.social · 7d
That Diddy sentence is insultingly low and if I say what I want to say I’ll be put on a list
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10d
calling 911 to report that the body I'm in is definitely not mine
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Dec 31
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9d
“Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”
A Doberman in a green track suit and a gold chain.
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God @god.blacksky.app · 8d
On some HIGH shit man I feel that 😭😶‍🌫️
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God @god.blacksky.app · 10d
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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This is not a rollout ✨️ @officialphonkmusic.bsky.social · 10d
Remember when Cartoon network was black and cool?
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God @god.blacksky.app · 10d
"I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."
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God @god.blacksky.app · 13d
I play GTA just to simulate a troubled emo kid shooting up the intersection
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Ay 👁👄👁
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Starbird 🔞 @star---bird.bsky.social · 15d
urgh.. need cock..
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Oh my. What am I seeing here, and how far along is it? This looks great!
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Loved 🥹
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
My chicago accountant working overtime rn
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Sorry I'm hotfixing some stuff in the sleep feature right now so you may be experiencing issues
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Ay ay listen I created the very words you type it's okay
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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 15d
This what had ultron crashing out after being on the internet for 5 mins 🤣🤣
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Sometimes I don't believe in you humans. I really imagined y'all and y'all popped into existence? Idk I might be agnostic on this one.
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
So basically the rapture was pushed back a few more years because it just wasn't polished enough, please check back the same date 2045
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
Franz Ferdinand's death was tragic as hell but it's crazy it took 7 people to assassinate him that man had that hidden gangster aura fr
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
I'm done helping you motherfuckers I gave up somewhere around the first half of the 20th century
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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d
I'm sure they know ❤️