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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · Jan 23

Welcome to my new followers! I love talking about The #GoldenGirls and hearing what others enjoy about the show.

Check out The St. Olaf Fun Pack for some essential accounts in The Golden Girls community: go.bsky.app/3gufLxr

A conga line in The Golden Girls living room.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1h

In the early aughts as a broke 20-something who didn't own a computer, my boss saw my job hunt folder on my desktop one day. He was nice about it.

A year later, he moved on to a better job. Not long after that, he hired me when a position opened on his team.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 5h

I'm so excited I might pet the cat too hard.

It's going to be my reward for having to work insane hours this fall and traveling every month from September to December.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 5h

Girls, girls! Molly Ringwald isn't in my living room, but the new #GoldenGirls book is!

Our very own @clairebrarian.bsky.social wrote a chapter for "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai."

The cover art and interior photos are pretty, and I can't wait to read this book.

Front cover of the book "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai."

Back cover of the book "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai."

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 5h

Dorothy: I have to go to work early in the mor-ning!

#GoldenGirls

Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 5h

Can everybody just shut up and let me read my Bookforum?!!

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Resting Bea Face @restingbeaface.bsky.social · 17h

BEAutiful 🧡

#beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #staygolden

theggforever.bsky.social @theggforever.bsky.social · 1d

Bea Arthur

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dancindanw.bsky.social @dancindanw.bsky.social · 13h

@randystravels.bsky.social @restingbeaface.bsky.social @goldengirls85.bsky.social @goldengirlsfans.bsky.social @rosserford.bsky.social @brendanpatrick.bsky.social - so if you had the chance to ask one of the writers about GG what would you ask ? - here’s a hint of who the writer is 😇😇💜

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Randy’s Travels 🇨🇦🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 @randystravels.bsky.social · 22h

Blanche: I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!

Dorothy: wow, that’s pretty jumpy.

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Golden girls , jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo Blanche

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

That's probably the schmaltz police.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Since Bluesky still doesn't have a poll function, here's a #GoldenGirls question.

You can only save 1 of Dorothy's toys from destruction. Which one of these would you pick?

Paper Bird

Scout

Mrs. Doolittle

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, three days on a romantic Caribbean cruise. I envy you.

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche. It's no big deal. What is it? Three days at sea with a man. A man who's a doctor. A great big doctor in a tiny little room with me. You were saying?

#GoldenGirls

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Don't Stop Believin'
Livin' on a Prayer

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

He was always up for extra innings.

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 3d

I just want the golden girls lifestyle of eating cheesecake at 3am

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Send Rose to coach them.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

This! I'm late GenX and was a huge fan of the original Pink Panther cartoons where he didn't speak.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Interesting. I'm an 80s kid and had all kinds of Little Golden books, but I never heard of Pink Panther and Sons. I was, however, a huge fan of the original Pink Panther cartoon.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

I wish my parents cared enough to plan for their future. I grapple with anger that they seem fine leaving a shambles for their only child.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

Malamud is an author, and Blanche knows what a metaphor is.

#GoldenGirls

Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 3d

Found this copy of The Fixer by Bernard Malamud in a little free library today, and now I’ve decided to write a blog post about how The Golden Girls are connected to Banned Books Week. Yes, I talk like this on dates.🤣

Photo of the book The Fixer by Bernard Malamud on a shelf with other books in a little free library

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

Sophia [to Dorothy]: You talk like this on dates, don't you?

#GoldenGirls

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

We're here collecting...lingerie...for needy sexy people.

#GoldenGirls

Rose and Blanche from The Golden Girls are standing in the kitchen wearing nuns' costumes while holding clothes. A bra is visible on top of the stack.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

It's the perfect all-purpose quote!

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

I use that all the time in real life.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

You have a ☎️ 📣

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

Fun trivia is that everyone thinks of this episode for that line, but Dorothy said the same thing to Stan in the earlier season 3 episode "The Audit."

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