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[November 30th, 1985] In the new Golden Girls episode "Stan's Return", Stan returns to Miami to sell a property with Dorothy, but an unexpected night together leads him to seek reconciliation, but Dorothy declines, and he reconciles with his wife, Chrissy.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
[November 30th, 1985] In the new Golden Girls episode "Stan's Return", Stan returns to Miami to sell a property with Dorothy, but an unexpected night together leads him to seek reconciliation, but Dorothy declines, and he reconciles with his wife, Chrissy.
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Blowgun wedding. Married 38 years. And neither of their kids is remotely near 38 years old.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Blowgun wedding. Married 38 years. And neither of their kids is remotely near 38 years old.
#beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #stanzbornak #herbedelmam #staygolden
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For #WorldAIDSDay here’s my essay about the 72 Hours episode of The Golden Girls that I wrote for @nursingclio.bsky.social Still one of the most important sitcom episodes ever (not to mention one of my favorite things I’ve written).
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Deconstructing HIV and AIDS on The Golden Girls
In 1990, the much-beloved sitcom, The Golden Girls — a show about four older women, Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia, living together in Miami, Florida — was in its fifth season. On F…
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December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For #WorldAIDSDay here’s my essay about the 72 Hours episode of The Golden Girls that I wrote for @nursingclio.bsky.social Still one of the most important sitcom episodes ever (not to mention one of my favorite things I’ve written).
nursingclio.org/2018/12/04/d...
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Dorothy: Ma, why are you so cranky today?
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.
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Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.
#GoldenGirls
#ObscureGGQuote
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dorothy: Ma, why are you so cranky today?
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.
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#ObscureGGQuote
Sophia: I'm not cranky. I'm gassy. I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch. Boy, that stuff's murder. I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.
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#ObscureGGQuote
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And if you threw a party,
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
And if you threw a party,
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
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The isolation continues … 🎬 #GoldenGirls
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The isolation continues … 🎬 #GoldenGirls
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Calling all Golden Girls fans! I have a chapter in The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai along with many other fabulous writers! There’s even an audiobook! Either way, it’s just a helluva book!
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November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Calling all Golden Girls fans! I have a chapter in The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai along with many other fabulous writers! There’s even an audiobook! Either way, it’s just a helluva book!
www.rutgersuniversitypress.org/the-golden-g...
www.rutgersuniversitypress.org/the-golden-g...
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There’s Always Something to be Thankful For - blessing to you and yours - now back to my kitchen 💙💜 @randystravels.bsky.social @restingbeaface.bsky.social @goldengirls85.bsky.social @goldengirlsfans.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There’s Always Something to be Thankful For - blessing to you and yours - now back to my kitchen 💙💜 @randystravels.bsky.social @restingbeaface.bsky.social @goldengirls85.bsky.social @goldengirlsfans.bsky.social
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November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Wedding planner: She doesn’t approve? Now look here stretch. I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my marriage. And if you say something smart I’ll slap you silly.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Wedding planner: She doesn’t approve? Now look here stretch. I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my marriage. And if you say something smart I’ll slap you silly.
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Betty White co-hosted the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with Lorne Greene from 1963 to 1972.
Link to follow with more pictures.
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#Thanksgiving
Link to follow with more pictures.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Betty White co-hosted the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with Lorne Greene from 1963 to 1972.
Link to follow with more pictures.
#BettyWhite
#GoldenGirls
#Thanksgiving
Link to follow with more pictures.
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#Thanksgiving
Blanche: I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
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Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Blanche: I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. LESBIAN?! But isn't that where one woman and another--
Dorothy: We already know what it means.
#GoldenGirls
#BestOfBlanche
My college sent me a fundraising letter "inviting" me to make a gift of $1,250 or a five-year pledge of $6,250.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My college sent me a fundraising letter "inviting" me to make a gift of $1,250 or a five-year pledge of $6,250.
Rose: I'm famous for my Lindstrom Surprise.
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring Pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy [sarcastically]: Oh, what fun!
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Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring Pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy [sarcastically]: Oh, what fun!
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November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Rose: I'm famous for my Lindstrom Surprise.
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring Pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy [sarcastically]: Oh, what fun!
#GoldenGirls
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring Pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy [sarcastically]: Oh, what fun!
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Rose: You're a wonderful plumber's assistant, Dorothy. Boy, you sure know your way around a snake.
Dorothy: I've had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.
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Dorothy: I've had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Rose: You're a wonderful plumber's assistant, Dorothy. Boy, you sure know your way around a snake.
Dorothy: I've had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.
#GoldenGirls
#DorothyInsultsStan
Dorothy: I've had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.
#GoldenGirls
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Rewatching #GoldenGirls as an adult and goddamn it’s funnier than most current comedies. No one delivers a zinger quite like Bea Arthur 😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rewatching #GoldenGirls as an adult and goddamn it’s funnier than most current comedies. No one delivers a zinger quite like Bea Arthur 😂
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Blanche: My life is a romance novel.
Sophia: Your life is a sports page.
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Sophia: Your life is a sports page.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Blanche: My life is a romance novel.
Sophia: Your life is a sports page.
🔥
#GoldenGirls
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Sophia: Your life is a sports page.
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Blanche: I am serious. What do you think I should do?
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, now you know the difference between right and wrong.
Sophia: Please. In bed, she only knows the difference between right and left.
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Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, now you know the difference between right and wrong.
Sophia: Please. In bed, she only knows the difference between right and left.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Blanche: I am serious. What do you think I should do?
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, now you know the difference between right and wrong.
Sophia: Please. In bed, she only knows the difference between right and left.
#GoldenGirls
#SophiaInsultsBlanche
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, now you know the difference between right and wrong.
Sophia: Please. In bed, she only knows the difference between right and left.
#GoldenGirls
#SophiaInsultsBlanche
Sophia: Gin.
Blanche: Sophia, we're playing Hearts.
Sophia: I know. I felt like drinking some. If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
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Blanche: Sophia, we're playing Hearts.
Sophia: I know. I felt like drinking some. If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sophia: Gin.
Blanche: Sophia, we're playing Hearts.
Sophia: I know. I felt like drinking some. If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
#GoldenGirls
Blanche: Sophia, we're playing Hearts.
Sophia: I know. I felt like drinking some. If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
#GoldenGirls
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Celebrate #WorldTelevisionDay with a nod to our favorite #AuthenticFloridian foursome + the TVs that brought them into our living rooms. 📺
Stay golden at AuthenticFlorida.com.
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Celebrate #WorldTelevisionDay with a nod to our favorite #AuthenticFloridian foursome + the TVs that brought them into our living rooms. 📺
Stay golden at AuthenticFlorida.com.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thank you for being a friend ... 💛🦩🎶
Celebrate #WorldTelevisionDay with a nod to our favorite #AuthenticFloridian foursome + the TVs that brought them into our living rooms. 📺
Stay golden at AuthenticFlorida.com.
#GoldenGirls #FlamingoFriday #RetroFlorida #OldFlorida
Celebrate #WorldTelevisionDay with a nod to our favorite #AuthenticFloridian foursome + the TVs that brought them into our living rooms. 📺
Stay golden at AuthenticFlorida.com.
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Watching my FAVORITE episode before bed. 💛 #thegoldengirls
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Watching my FAVORITE episode before bed. 💛 #thegoldengirls
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Blanche: You're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean, that's part of your charm.
Sophia: Thank you, you bed hopping relic.
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Sophia: Thank you, you bed hopping relic.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Blanche: You're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean, that's part of your charm.
Sophia: Thank you, you bed hopping relic.
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Sophia: Thank you, you bed hopping relic.
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