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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · Jan 23

Welcome to my new followers! I love talking about The #GoldenGirls and hearing what others enjoy about the show.

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A conga line in The Golden Girls living room.

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Randy’s Travels 🇨🇦🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 @randystravels.bsky.social · 5h

Blanche: I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!

Dorothy: wow, that’s pretty jumpy.

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Golden girls , jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo Blanche

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 17h

That's probably the schmaltz police.

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I'm sorry.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

Since Bluesky still doesn't have a poll function, here's a #GoldenGirls question.

You can only save 1 of Dorothy's toys from destruction. Which one of these would you pick?

Paper Bird

Scout

Mrs. Doolittle

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, three days on a romantic Caribbean cruise. I envy you.

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche. It's no big deal. What is it? Three days at sea with a man. A man who's a doctor. A great big doctor in a tiny little room with me. You were saying?

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

Don't Stop Believin'
Livin' on a Prayer

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

He was always up for extra innings.

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 2d

I just want the golden girls lifestyle of eating cheesecake at 3am

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

Send Rose to coach them.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

This! I'm late GenX and was a huge fan of the original Pink Panther cartoons where he didn't speak.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 1d

Interesting. I'm an 80s kid and had all kinds of Little Golden books, but I never heard of Pink Panther and Sons. I was, however, a huge fan of the original Pink Panther cartoon.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

I wish my parents cared enough to plan for their future. I grapple with anger that they seem fine leaving a shambles for their only child.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Malamud is an author, and Blanche knows what a metaphor is.

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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 2d

Found this copy of The Fixer by Bernard Malamud in a little free library today, and now I’ve decided to write a blog post about how The Golden Girls are connected to Banned Books Week. Yes, I talk like this on dates.🤣

Photo of the book The Fixer by Bernard Malamud on a shelf with other books in a little free library

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Sophia [to Dorothy]: You talk like this on dates, don't you?

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

We're here collecting...lingerie...for needy sexy people.

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Rose and Blanche from The Golden Girls are standing in the kitchen wearing nuns' costumes while holding clothes. A bra is visible on top of the stack.

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

It's the perfect all-purpose quote!

Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

I use that all the time in real life.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

You have a ☎️ 📣

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Fun trivia is that everyone thinks of this episode for that line, but Dorothy said the same thing to Stan in the earlier season 3 episode "The Audit."

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 2d

Dorothy: Stanley, you're a pig in a cheap suit.

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Patryk Wieczorek @moramento22.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my yes, Sister Blanche is quite an actress.
She'd have to be to make anyone believe she's a virgin.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite episode (tied with The Monkey Show).

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Randy’s Travels 🇨🇦🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 @randystravels.bsky.social · 3d

Stan: Hello, Mama Bear. Papa Bear’s back in the cave.

Dorothy: I could vomit just looking at you.

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a woman in a purple dress is talking to a man and says `` i could vomit just looking at you '' .

Alt: Dorothy in a purple dress is talking to Stanley and says `` i could vomit just looking at you ''

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

It's hard to type, but I can hear it perfectly.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

But none of them were actually overweight.

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 3d

I choose not to watch the episode anymore because of the fat jokes. I don't even care about Jeremy because he was dumped and never heard from again. Sophia, though--it bothers me a lot all the stuff she said, and no one told her to cut it out.

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