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GoldPlateRidley

@goldplateridley.bsky.social

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 28

HE WANTS IT

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 25

i don't know: it's not mine. i stole it like everything else except my mountain adventure pics and a few food items.

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 25

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 25

i've been good so i deserve to die in hand to hand combat this year

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Dec 24

Seriously, if you get pissed at retail workers because they don't have what you're looking for ON CHRISTMAS EVE you need to walk into the ocean

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 21

i am very old now

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 21

i can't stop tabbing over to look at this image

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

did you tell him

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

this is a steam handle that is not afraid to invade in elden ring for twelve hours a day

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

#1 meme stealer of bluesky 2023 award goes tooooo

not me because i don't use social media enough

BUT IF I DID

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

everyone is naughty forever and coal is all there is

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

i think we might be that specific tile

all of us

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 20

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 19

can dad jokes melt this vulcan's logic???

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 19

we were just having a bit of a thrash, you know. me and me mates

if you understood the thrash bit you know too much. too much.

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 8

mood:
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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

greetings

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

perhaps it will brighten your day to learn i ate comte and liked it

you made a difference on the internet

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

nature once again marking its land mines by making them cute and colorful af

a lot like most of my ex girlfriends
BA DUM PSHhhhh

Nature Art by Gibson @azgibsonz.bsky.social · Dec 7

The Cow Killer! 🐜

Well...it won't win me any prizes for photography...or bravery...but I got a new click of a red velvet ant. 😂

IYKYK. Not wanting to find out just how much pain she can inflict, I kept my distance! 😬

📷 Dasymutilla occidentalis, aka Red Velvet Ant (really a wasp) #invertebrates 🌿

A Red Velvet Ant is not one to mess with, you don't want any smoke...

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

never stop struggling!

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

That game bounced between so joyful and so dark, holy shit

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 7

that barret date tho

$#%@!!! *whacks seatrest*

GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 6

i'll let you in on a little secret, ladies:

this is the only reason we're ever late to or absent from anything or out of contact

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · Dec 4

there is a clear consensus amongst the barons that the serfdom must rent and never own, and they'll never get a better opportunity than this