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@goontane.bsky.social
transformers quarantine account. ENG. 1990s. 30↑
|| 🔞 no minors. FUB free.
|| multishipper but with some favs, freak stuff & rarely dead dove (be careful)
|| i write & draw, hopefully will post it here.
|| more details @ https://goontane.straw.page
|| 🔞 no minors. FUB free.
|| multishipper but with some favs, freak stuff & rarely dead dove (be careful)
|| i write & draw, hopefully will post it here.
|| more details @ https://goontane.straw.page
one day I will fully complete a fic to upload & it will be awful, my ideas are all cursed even when I think they're cute...
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
one day I will fully complete a fic to upload & it will be awful, my ideas are all cursed even when I think they're cute...
sorry for being annoying about s@ndt@ne, it will happen again
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sorry for being annoying about s@ndt@ne, it will happen again
they really had st@rscr3@m's gh0st drop, have 0ct@ne & s@ndst0rm have a cute race, have an adventure escaping the c0mbat1c0ns & escaped other goofy assassination attempts while on a date then 0ct@ne grabbed the skuxxoid with a faintly amused expression on his face before SQUEEZING HIM
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
they really had st@rscr3@m's gh0st drop, have 0ct@ne & s@ndst0rm have a cute race, have an adventure escaping the c0mbat1c0ns & escaped other goofy assassination attempts while on a date then 0ct@ne grabbed the skuxxoid with a faintly amused expression on his face before SQUEEZING HIM
I think what I appreciate about 0ctane & S@ndstorm is most of the stuff is subtext, they only have 1 (!!!) ep together & less than 5 minutes & Wings where Oct@ne actually breaks his character (!!) & you piece it together more with the toys & profiles when you put together other universes & --
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think what I appreciate about 0ctane & S@ndstorm is most of the stuff is subtext, they only have 1 (!!!) ep together & less than 5 minutes & Wings where Oct@ne actually breaks his character (!!) & you piece it together more with the toys & profiles when you put together other universes & --
eating leadpaint chips off of drywall for s@ndtane by yourself & writing your own pieces never uploading then finally come across a huge ass fic that is equally as sad brained freak but in a different way that scratches an itch that you never knew you had for their amazing perspective
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
eating leadpaint chips off of drywall for s@ndtane by yourself & writing your own pieces never uploading then finally come across a huge ass fic that is equally as sad brained freak but in a different way that scratches an itch that you never knew you had for their amazing perspective
got home and read the final chapter of the 0ct@ne/s@ndst0rm fanfic:
ahhhhhhhhh(dats me yellin)
no seriously I'm hyperactive, it's PIQUE
ahhhhhhhhh(dats me yellin)
no seriously I'm hyperactive, it's PIQUE
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
got home and read the final chapter of the 0ct@ne/s@ndst0rm fanfic:
ahhhhhhhhh(dats me yellin)
no seriously I'm hyperactive, it's PIQUE
ahhhhhhhhh(dats me yellin)
no seriously I'm hyperactive, it's PIQUE
I cannot ever be threatened by M3nasor. He looks too cute to me. In fact all the Stunt1cons are just dropouts from grade school who don't have GEDs who smoke weed under the bridge even into their 20s to me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I cannot ever be threatened by M3nasor. He looks too cute to me. In fact all the Stunt1cons are just dropouts from grade school who don't have GEDs who smoke weed under the bridge even into their 20s to me.
I've been that orange cat eating that box of cardboard reading that oct@ne/s@ndst0rm fanfiction that dropped on Ao3 for that event, so you know where i'm at. it's at the point I'm actually making an account to comment on it... eventually.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've been that orange cat eating that box of cardboard reading that oct@ne/s@ndst0rm fanfiction that dropped on Ao3 for that event, so you know where i'm at. it's at the point I'm actually making an account to comment on it... eventually.
Fat Tankor and Tall Tankor my ass.
Octane is fat and tall.
Octane is fat and tall.
October 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fat Tankor and Tall Tankor my ass.
Octane is fat and tall.
Octane is fat and tall.
Increasingly attached to the idea that gender identity of cybertronians is so alien and different from humanity's idea of gender, that it might even be a reference of how many wheels you have or if you can fly something.
idk i'm thinking about it.
idk i'm thinking about it.
October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Increasingly attached to the idea that gender identity of cybertronians is so alien and different from humanity's idea of gender, that it might even be a reference of how many wheels you have or if you can fly something.
idk i'm thinking about it.
idk i'm thinking about it.
What happened to the rest of the Aerialbots in Energon Universe? Like. Did they die? I appreciate knowing Beachcomber is still around and stuff, but we just last saw them fighting and never saw them again.
October 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What happened to the rest of the Aerialbots in Energon Universe? Like. Did they die? I appreciate knowing Beachcomber is still around and stuff, but we just last saw them fighting and never saw them again.
Still wondering how the characterization of Energon Universe Astrotrain related to the Donny Donowitz.
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Still wondering how the characterization of Energon Universe Astrotrain related to the Donny Donowitz.
Half of the reason I can't stay mad at Skybound Megatron is he looks like an evil hamster.
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Half of the reason I can't stay mad at Skybound Megatron is he looks like an evil hamster.
When you love a dramatic size difference but you want the smaller one to top. 💔
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When you love a dramatic size difference but you want the smaller one to top. 💔
If you don't like wheelie from transformers, we can't be friends.
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you don't like wheelie from transformers, we can't be friends.
Earth Wars sucks but I think about how they transform... Octane is so cute when he goes from his alt tanker truck to root mode.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Earth Wars sucks but I think about how they transform... Octane is so cute when he goes from his alt tanker truck to root mode.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
bro I think I just gravitate towards weird characters in general, like either people don't like them, or ignore them or hate them.
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bro I think I just gravitate towards weird characters in general, like either people don't like them, or ignore them or hate them.
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
Sometimes it feels like I gaslit myself to think that Astrotrain was gay in Energon Universe.
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
September 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes it feels like I gaslit myself to think that Astrotrain was gay in Energon Universe.
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
I think of all the seekers, Thrust is the cutest one unironically. I'm not sure why, but the G1 Cartoon, his lore & more... he has to be the cutest one to me.
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think of all the seekers, Thrust is the cutest one unironically. I'm not sure why, but the G1 Cartoon, his lore & more... he has to be the cutest one to me.
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
whenever i see transformer characters eat any type of organic food, all I can think is:
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
whenever i see transformer characters eat any type of organic food, all I can think is:
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
i'm holding back from reposting & talking about all my otps & feeling very brave about it.
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i'm holding back from reposting & talking about all my otps & feeling very brave about it.
was made aware of swindle's design & voice in fall of cybertron then got shook, my mech got turned into a middle aged loan shark
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
was made aware of swindle's design & voice in fall of cybertron then got shook, my mech got turned into a middle aged loan shark
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
The size difference between Inferno and Red Alert ... Just. Consider it.
![[Visual Description] Screenshot from G1 Transformers Cartoon from Auto Berserk.
Inferno holds a much smaller Red Alert in his arm, both of them with smiles on their face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreicth67rclocytlnllc6guezxsskfgcjyocapbp3ow4oexqdsld6hi@jpeg)
August 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The size difference between Inferno and Red Alert ... Just. Consider it.
Swinging between 2 different thoughts of Octane being:
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
August 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Swinging between 2 different thoughts of Octane being:
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
Rewatching certain scenes in G1 made me realize one thing.
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
![[ Visual description ] A screenshot from the G1 Transformers, The God Gambit.
Astrotrain puts a small mechanical piece into his a compartment in his chest that is able to open up.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreieazpy7vafkevjchhahhyalip57kljuz3sa2pemnrkd4mkxfdcesq@jpeg)
August 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Rewatching certain scenes in G1 made me realize one thing.
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?