B-Rye
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Structural Enginerd. If your argument for metric is “something…something base 10,” you’re arguing for Fahrenheit. If you acknowledge a pre-1998 college football national champion, you should acknowledge that Kansas is the 2020 basketball national champion.
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· Apr 4
I mean…for fucks sake…what the shit is going on?
Setting aside the absolucorruption and waste, who the hell wants marble armrests?
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Setting aside the absolucorruption and waste, who the hell wants marble armrests?
“How much in taxes pr year do you think it’s possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?”
A quick google search will tell you. Somewhere in the range of $7 Trillion dollars.
A quick google search will tell you. Somewhere in the range of $7 Trillion dollars.
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“How much in taxes pr year do you think it’s possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?”
A quick google search will tell you. Somewhere in the range of $7 Trillion dollars.
A quick google search will tell you. Somewhere in the range of $7 Trillion dollars.
Am I too late for festivus grievances? Because I’d really like people to stop performatively saying they ate so much, I can’t eat for three days after Xmas Eve dinner. You had a piece of lasagna and some salad, that’s a perfectly normal dinner.
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Am I too late for festivus grievances? Because I’d really like people to stop performatively saying they ate so much, I can’t eat for three days after Xmas Eve dinner. You had a piece of lasagna and some salad, that’s a perfectly normal dinner.
What we really need to study in this country is Cowboy Derangement Cosplay Syndrome.
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What we really need to study in this country is Cowboy Derangement Cosplay Syndrome.
Fred the Cat is ready for Christmas!!
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Fred the Cat is ready for Christmas!!
Lived in KC for a while. Told one landlord I was from Wisconsin. He said he went fishing in Wisconsin once, was driving the boat round the lake for so long his buddy asked what he was doing. “Trying to find the dam, that’s where the fish are.” There are no natural lakes in Kansas.
My very Minnesotan child, looking out an airplane window: “Where are all the lakes? Where is the water? Looks wrong.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lived in KC for a while. Told one landlord I was from Wisconsin. He said he went fishing in Wisconsin once, was driving the boat round the lake for so long his buddy asked what he was doing. “Trying to find the dam, that’s where the fish are.” There are no natural lakes in Kansas.
The world would be better off if we could force republicans to watch “The Christmas Carol” Clockwork Orange style on repeat. The Muppets would be my choice for version.
Muppet Songs: Robin and the Cratchits - Bless Us All
YouTube video by Muppet Songs
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December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The world would be better off if we could force republicans to watch “The Christmas Carol” Clockwork Orange style on repeat. The Muppets would be my choice for version.
I really don’t understand the hatred of wind turbines. Every time I see one I think, “Look!! A wind turbine” like a 3 year old seeing a dump truck. Then I watch it lazily spinning out there as long as I can.
The Trump administration said it would pause leases for five wind farms under construction off the East Coast, citing unspecified security risks.
Trump Halts Five Wind Farms Off the East Coast
The Interior Department said the projects posed national security risks, without providing details. The decision imperils billions of dollars of investments.
nyti.ms
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really don’t understand the hatred of wind turbines. Every time I see one I think, “Look!! A wind turbine” like a 3 year old seeing a dump truck. Then I watch it lazily spinning out there as long as I can.
Orange Chocolate Cheesecake, ready for Christmas Eve dessert.
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Orange Chocolate Cheesecake, ready for Christmas Eve dessert.
You have a lot of questions about whether I’m involved in these horrible crimes, already answered by my I’m not involved in these horrible crimes t-shirt.
WELKER: The WH has said Trump is in the files. Can you guarantee every mention & photo of him in the Epstein files will be released?
BLANCHE: Yes. But let me make sure everybody understands: to the extent that he is 'in the files,' it's not bc he had anything to do with horrific crimes. Full stop.
BLANCHE: Yes. But let me make sure everybody understands: to the extent that he is 'in the files,' it's not bc he had anything to do with horrific crimes. Full stop.
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You have a lot of questions about whether I’m involved in these horrible crimes, already answered by my I’m not involved in these horrible crimes t-shirt.
The irony that it’s always something useful like the Pythagorean Theorem in these sorts of posts. Maybe you don’t use it, but I assure the engineers, scientists, and technicians that make the world work around you, use it quite regularly.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The irony that it’s always something useful like the Pythagorean Theorem in these sorts of posts. Maybe you don’t use it, but I assure the engineers, scientists, and technicians that make the world work around you, use it quite regularly.
Can we please take these two boxing defeats as examples that influencers don’t know what they’re doing and start listening to actual experts again.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Can we please take these two boxing defeats as examples that influencers don’t know what they’re doing and start listening to actual experts again.
Partner got in a minor fender bender. Guy from Edina in a BMW turns left across her path. Jumps out, starts blaming her and bragging about how he also has a Porche. Never beating the Cake Eater rep.
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Partner got in a minor fender bender. Guy from Edina in a BMW turns left across her path. Jumps out, starts blaming her and bragging about how he also has a Porche. Never beating the Cake Eater rep.
It’s a City and Canton in Switzerland, but the only Lake Geneva is in Wisconsin.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It’s a City and Canton in Switzerland, but the only Lake Geneva is in Wisconsin.
I don’t even know what to call this. Oohhh!! Bonus pack!! This is like the “It goes to 11” version of shrinkflation.
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t even know what to call this. Oohhh!! Bonus pack!! This is like the “It goes to 11” version of shrinkflation.
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
We were and we are a long way from our Yub Nub Moment, folks. But, you know what? We got there once before and we'll get there again!
We were and we are a long way from our Yub Nub Moment, folks. But, you know what? We got there once before and we'll get there again!
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
We were and we are a long way from our Yub Nub Moment, folks. But, you know what? We got there once before and we'll get there again!
We were and we are a long way from our Yub Nub Moment, folks. But, you know what? We got there once before and we'll get there again!
If you are buying gifts for multiple people where equality is important, i.e. multiple kids, multiple nieces/nephews, etc. How do you determine that "fairness?" I'd guess most would base it on money spent, but I think number of gifts or mass of gifts is more important.
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you are buying gifts for multiple people where equality is important, i.e. multiple kids, multiple nieces/nephews, etc. How do you determine that "fairness?" I'd guess most would base it on money spent, but I think number of gifts or mass of gifts is more important.
This is just The Hunger Games, can’t we even get an original idea?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is just The Hunger Games, can’t we even get an original idea?
Can it be made detachable at an extra cost?
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can it be made detachable at an extra cost?
Why does anybody want to bring back coal?
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Why does anybody want to bring back coal?
This is an interesting switch, between R’s typical rhetoric on supposed gov waste. Money is always stated in numbers “$X trillion” even though that is typically 0.0X% of spending, but actual lives are expressed as a small percentage, because 24 million lives is a huge if you actually say it.
MIKE JOHNSON: Here's the false narrative -- Democrats are pretending as though this affects everybody in the country. It affects 7% of Americans, this extended subsidy
CNBC: But we are talking 22 to 24 million Americans
JOHNSON: We're going to help 100% of Americans reduce their premiums
CNBC: But we are talking 22 to 24 million Americans
JOHNSON: We're going to help 100% of Americans reduce their premiums
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is an interesting switch, between R’s typical rhetoric on supposed gov waste. Money is always stated in numbers “$X trillion” even though that is typically 0.0X% of spending, but actual lives are expressed as a small percentage, because 24 million lives is a huge if you actually say it.
Enjoying coffee on the couch, like an ancient Druid getting ready for the solstice.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Enjoying coffee on the couch, like an ancient Druid getting ready for the solstice.
Democrats stop trying to win by appealing to Republicans challenge…failed again.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Democrats stop trying to win by appealing to Republicans challenge…failed again.
It really all is “short man disease” isn’t it?
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It really all is “short man disease” isn’t it?
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“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”