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Structural Enginerd. If your argument for metric is “something…something base 10,” you’re arguing for Fahrenheit. If you acknowledge a pre-1998 college football national champion, you should acknowledge that Kansas is the 2020 basketball national champion.
Pinned
I mean…for fucks sake…what the shit is going on?
Well one group of Minnesotans took down a Homan today on the ice, be nice if this other Homan would get the hell out with his ICE.
Homan JUST missed the double

And Peterson makes a draw for two

The USA defeats Canada 9-8.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I mean, it is a con job for more power and control, it’s just, they are the ones perpetrating it.
FOX NEWS: Do you believe climate change is a hoax?

EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I was a “that’s a little old for a blankie” kid, but come on. You, ma’am, are a Federal Department Secretary, it’s time to grow up.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Minnesota Mentioned!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Dan Harmon
Steve Novak (Is Steve Novak more than regionally famous?)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Nordic Combined is far superior to only Ski Jumping, not only do you need a big penis but stamina as well.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Hey!! We finally have a “non-watergate” level scandal!! This is simply a complete restructuring of staff and four assistant secretaries resign in disgrace scandal!!
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Do you have to show ID to board a train? I haven’t ever had to.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Who the hell is Nancy Guthrie and why does NBC need a “breaking news” cut in during prime time to tell me about a person being questioned?
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
There are a few dogs on my block that bark at absolutely everything. Mildly annoying most of the time, but I can tune it out. In the time of occupation, if they were more selective it might actually be helpful.
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I mean, that is, was, and always has been the entire point of judicial warrants.
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
There’s a Nordic Combined that includes ski jumping and x-country. There’s no reason not to have a Nordic Combined Biathlon, and now you’re 3/5 of the way to a Winter Modern Pentathlon! I’d add a skating 5k and Mono-Bob, but I’m open to Ski-Mo arguments.
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Holy crap. Curling!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Still mad about the kickoff rule is hilarious.
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
[Youth pastor spinning a chair around and sitting down backwards] “Bad Bunny? Let me tell you about a good bunny, our lord and savior…”
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The only Spielberg movie I want is, ET 2. “This time he’s pissed!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by B-Rye
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Assuming a mix of “look at how powerful I am,” combined with the knowledge he’s not getting a table anywhere in Italy, and if he does spit in his food is the least of his worries. But it’s probably something like “I have to protein max” and there are no double meat Chipotle burrito bowls in Milan.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Some kind of deranged Cabbage Patch Kid.
This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
So, clearly it's not 578% reduction, but does this also have more to do with the development of a pill than any pressure from the administration?
Trump: "Novo Nordisk will be slashing the price of Ozempic from more than $1,000 to $199. And the price of Wegovy from more than $1,300 to $199, a 578% difference."
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I don’t know man. Probably help to do a little minimal work up front and secure proper warrants would slow down a lot of “Habeas petitions.”
The top federal prosecutor in Minnesota says his short-staffed office has been abandoning "pressing and important priorities" to manage the flood of immigration cases.

Daniel Rosen says his office is buckling under the crushing weight of emergency lawsuits filed by immigrants detained by ICE.
Top Minnesota prosecutor says ICE cases are sidelining ‘pressing priorities’
The office has been swamped with cases stemming from Operation Metro Surge.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by B-Rye
The only response here is a motion to enjoin the whole operation

If the government's position is "I'm sorry your honor but we don't be the capacity to both respect constitutional rights and conduct the operation as it is currently being conducted" the answer is "then you must stop the operation"
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“We the people of the United States do not want to be mugged. The end.”
-Signed 1787
Trump on Minnesota: "If we didn't have to fight this horrible governor and this horrible fake mayor -- Frey. 'This is the Constitution of the United States.' People don't want to be mugged!"
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM