Neil Gortz
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Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.
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Younger colleagues peering over my shoulder as I’m scrolling Instagram.
‘Ooh Gillian Anderson’
‘Why are you following that old woman, who is she?’
‘Ooh Gillian Anderson’
‘Why are you following that old woman, who is she?’
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November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Younger colleagues peering over my shoulder as I’m scrolling Instagram.
‘Ooh Gillian Anderson’
‘Why are you following that old woman, who is she?’
‘Ooh Gillian Anderson’
‘Why are you following that old woman, who is she?’
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The drip though. Very much enjoying Arc Raiders
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The drip though. Very much enjoying Arc Raiders
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
V for Vendetta is a ‘mid’ movie but it’s better than its graphic novel inspiration. Thus ends my lukewarm take.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
V for Vendetta is a ‘mid’ movie but it’s better than its graphic novel inspiration. Thus ends my lukewarm take.
Probably the last few weeks where you can steer your Spotify wrapped, tbh though we all know what it’s gonna be full of this year.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Probably the last few weeks where you can steer your Spotify wrapped, tbh though we all know what it’s gonna be full of this year.
That IS a good Download line up after all.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That IS a good Download line up after all.
Meeting my main man and getting a rub of his special lamp.
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Meeting my main man and getting a rub of his special lamp.
Popped to Paris to see the lads.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Popped to Paris to see the lads.
Categorically unwilling/unable to ‘stick it to the man’
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Categorically unwilling/unable to ‘stick it to the man’
*Makes mental note to never betray Lily Allen*
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*Makes mental note to never betray Lily Allen*
You won’t BELIEVE who has joined the ‘Family’ in the new Fast & Furious movie!!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You won’t BELIEVE who has joined the ‘Family’ in the new Fast & Furious movie!!!
A return to MCM today hosting the panel for ‘22 years of EVE Online’.
October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A return to MCM today hosting the panel for ‘22 years of EVE Online’.
Found out today that I’ve paid off my student loan, not only that but I finished paying it off in 2022.
A refund is being sent.
A refund is being sent.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Found out today that I’ve paid off my student loan, not only that but I finished paying it off in 2022.
A refund is being sent.
A refund is being sent.
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Really want a shot on the Laura Palmer Tennents Light board
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Really want a shot on the Laura Palmer Tennents Light board
I do love a good autobiography and this is indeed a good autobiography.
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I do love a good autobiography and this is indeed a good autobiography.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
My younger colleagues incorrectly guessed I am 35, there’s a lot to be said for my immaturity if it shaves off a whole decade
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October 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My younger colleagues incorrectly guessed I am 35, there’s a lot to be said for my immaturity if it shaves off a whole decade
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Just me an auld da enjoying the new Ashnikko album.
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October 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just me an auld da enjoying the new Ashnikko album.
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