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My national anthem is take me out to the ball game
Best world series of my lifetime
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The best thing about being childless is that I will never feel the urge to make my children understand what an incredible day 30-50 feral hogs day was
Ive been watching the new anime season and so far i like the woman punching slavers one best but none of them are ruri rocks
Real estate agent: its got 2.5 baths a half acre of beautiful lawn, the schools are some of the best in the state, theres a train station within walking distance...
Potential homeowner and their spouse: and the zone?
Rea: oh, instant vaporozation!
Phs: *look at each other and nod* it's perfect!
Fuck yeah now all i need is a blue ray player
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computer, play every song titled “i’m so tired” simultaneously and at full volume
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Some button mushrooms from the lawn surrounding a coal mine entrance.
These ones are for science, not for the table because mushrooms have a habit of hyperaccumulating toxins like heavy metals.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Simply incredible imagery of Hurricane Melissa this morning as it approaches Jamaica.
It is, perhaps, the best world series of my lifetime
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石粉粘土製オオセミタケ、動画バージョンです😁
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Lightning flashes within the powerful eye wall of Hurricane Melissa.

Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.
Jesus always carried a .38 special on his left ankle so he could hold up his johns after he blew them luke was like hey they were gonna pay you anyway wouldnt it make more sense to rob them first to which He replied "give us this day our daily head" #sundaysermon
It seems as though you can indeed serve both god and mammon
I also prioritize ball room
Im doing computer work... on my work... computer! 😭😭🤣🤣 #fridayfunday #normal #definitelykeepingittogether
By spring we'll be coasting on fumes yeeehaaaawwww!
All my solutions carceral!