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My other national anthem is the good ol hockey game
The highest official rank in new jeresy is "loved down at the deli"
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Im an american and i demand to die from heart disease
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I got a handjob from mamie eisenhowers ghost last night it was meh
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me when ive got some prawns here
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So kom och dansa med iss klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med...
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I got so many resents on christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Complete this phrase: im glad my taxes...
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Elf cups 🎅🍄💫
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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#OtD 25 Dec 1831 enslaved people in Jamaica went on strike to demand emancipation. They would start an armed revolt that eventually forced the British Empire to outlaw slavery in its territory. Learn more in CLR James' great book on global Black struggle: shop.workingclasshistory.com/en-gb/collec...
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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While y'all watching Home Alone, I am watchinh #Amtrak Youtube shorts 😂
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Merry christmas only to the droves of artists who are clearly searching for someone like me to follow to both depress and delight them with occasional jokes and mostly ramen noodle reviews the rest of you are heathens and apostates
#konichiwa #apostates #stilltwoweekstilchristmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Seasons skeetings
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yule log on you know you will
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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“My favorite tempo is watching clouds move, right?”

In this short CBC video from 2020, Jerry Granelli (1940-2021) talked about his approach to drumming for “A Charlie Brown Christmas.”
How Jerry Granelli wrote the drums for A Charlie Brown Christmas
Jerry Granelli, the legendary jazz drummer behind A Charlie Brown Christmas, explains how he wrote some of the rhythm for the 1965 classic holiday special.
www.cbc.ca
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Ok guys, it gets funnier: someone sent me this Wikipedia link:

My intuition was correct!
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Peace on earth and goodwill towards all human kind
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Benchwork clearing brawl
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
All i want for christmas is head from nancy reagans ghost
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
1: *Stares in situationist*
2: *Stares in Zheng He*
Please let me know your preference for future attempts at humor
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Just saw a post for a Hi-NRG yaoi rave at a major club in LA. 22-year-old Justin would marvel at this world we’ve created, but 45-year-old Justin wants to go to bed
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Festive stress melting your brain?

Find some calm, with Kiryu Moods 🧘✨
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can lift like 400 oysters or 600 clams easy
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM