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Thank you, nj dot com
Nj.com logo: Beloved walrus penis stolen from n.j. cheesesteak icon. Owner is blubbering mad.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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So heres my favorite mushrooms i found last year
Two boletus mirabilis on the side of a green vegetation covered hill A boletus luridiformis (i think. i know i was told by a usfw biologist i was with but i cant fir the life of me remember) vamping in the sun like its hot shit or something 2 Amanita muscaria one has been eaten partially and not by me A sexy little bug addled boletus edulis poking up through moss like a little earth boner
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Youll NEVER guess where i am
A street sign on a lamp post on a city street that says santee ave 700, harden street 600, and hootie and the blowfish boulevard
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Harlequin ducks on the bay this morning
Harlequin ducks poorly shot from a distance on a cellphone
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Good morning, seal head
Blurry seal head poking out of shinnering water
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Carried by the Wind: Tsukikage Ran
i absolutely love this show and hum the opening theme a lot
Ran and Meow of Tsukikage Ran
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The red wings lost 5 nothing and its not my fault just because i showed up ok? Heres a rat trying to take a chip bag home
A rat standing up attentively over an empty chip bag at least i think it was on a sidewalk The same rat but blurry trying to run with the empty chip bag in its mouth on a sidewalk
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Happy veterens day
Opium poppy pods one of which was scored amd is dripping sweet sweet opium milk also it's armistice day
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Fuck yeah now all i need is a blue ray player
A blue ray of shin chan the complete english series. It is shining from overhead lights and divine inspiration
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Meanwhile, somewhere in interior alaska...
Splayed open whitefish on a smoker grill and strips of salmon for jerky
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Sugimoto learning tp make chitatap from asirpa who is off screen but deserves recognition
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Finally got to a game that didnt rain out on me look at that moody ass city quite frankly i love detroit
Detroit looking moody with clouds darkening over the city skyline with comerica park and the detroit tigers game going on in the foreground also some guys head cus i couldnt crop him out without removing part of the field
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Big things happening in omaha
Street sign that says cuming Theatre marquis that says the rose and then underneath it says blumkin performing arts center im in my mid 40s and I still think this is funny
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I dont find guys, they find me
User confluence: pretty sure elvis is alive User scott Jenkins: he's dead. Accept it. Scott jenkins 2.9k followers 780 following 7.5k posts (all of which must be replies yikes) Journalist, elvis fan. I dont post, only reply Fuck trump, forever Dont follow me magats ill only block youse applies to porn bots, cam girls, religious nutters, and musician fan pages Somewhere down a thread: User eyedudab: fact: He groomed lisa marie ( assuming they meant priscilla) during her underage years and waited for her to come of age User scott jenkins: opinion, not fact. Read her autobiography. Oh, and paedophilia (the uk spelling so....) is an attraction to prepubescent children, genius. 🙄 As a side note im pretty sure they're both wrong and elvis was banging her from the get go woth an elaborate ruse for the parents but the truth is ive never cared much
August 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It seems silly and wasteful to not be a mushroom
Probably some kind of coprinellus poking out from some top soil
August 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the ohio river valley...
A worn road, derelict building, and a train approaching with a tree covered hill and blue sky with fluffy white clouds in east liverpool ohio
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This beer... it was brewed for me!
The sign on Confluence brewing in des moines "confluence brewing company where good things come together est. 2012"
August 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My shirt has been described as "the great reservoir of libido"
My Adidas shirt but only 2 stripes and "id" are still on the logo
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A himouto umaru chan steess ball that hasnt been opened because no one at my office is stressed in the slightest nuh uh not us
July 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Meanwhile, somewhere in louisiana...
A concrete flood barrier wall with a concrete relief of a shrimp in a hardhat lovingly caressing an offshore oil rig. Ah, the perplexing dualities of mankind!
June 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Observing the foreign invasion of texas from the frontlines
A tim hortons!? In HOUSTON!?
June 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Black capped night heron shot fr a distance into the sun on a cellphone so all in all some of my finest work
Its a black capped night heron on a wooden rail with sunset reflecting off water in the background
May 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Lol
Scene from ninja and assasin under one roof where the ninja is poking a corpse into a pool full of acid saying "poke poke" and the pool... well the pool is an iconic japanese adult video set
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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FUCK YOU MEAN WE LEFT THE PERCS!?
Uss harry s truman turning around to go get the percs (an f 18)
April 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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That k on mentioned meme girl but with secaucus junction instead of brazilian beer
April 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM