GarfieldPuzzleBox
@gpbox.bsky.social
Like if an oil slick was a person
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deadlock is a good reminder that the average american is a feckless moron. a person who gave up on helping themselves or others a long time ago. someone who will one day wake up to find themselves eating mud with wrinkled hands and not know how they ended up here. And it's my new favorite videogame
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
deadlock is a good reminder that the average american is a feckless moron. a person who gave up on helping themselves or others a long time ago. someone who will one day wake up to find themselves eating mud with wrinkled hands and not know how they ended up here. And it's my new favorite videogame
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
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Celeste Deadlock🦄✨
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Celeste Deadlock🦄✨
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You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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shmoving it shmoe style
#ggttrpg
characters belong to @socksbx.bsky.social @kuueater.com @robby.zone and @renobee.bsky.social
#ggttrpg
characters belong to @socksbx.bsky.social @kuueater.com @robby.zone and @renobee.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
shmoving it shmoe style
#ggttrpg
characters belong to @socksbx.bsky.social @kuueater.com @robby.zone and @renobee.bsky.social
#ggttrpg
characters belong to @socksbx.bsky.social @kuueater.com @robby.zone and @renobee.bsky.social
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my brain works like this:
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
my brain works like this:
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
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The FRAUD of Human Velocity
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The FRAUD of Human Velocity
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Felicia WIPs
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Felicia WIPs
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
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This was the card btw
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This was the card btw