@grabbity.bsky.social
Taking over Staff's desk and readying myself to steal her water.
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Taking over Staff's desk and readying myself to steal her water.
Copurrnicus is being such a dick. I came to sit on Staff and he just barged his way in.
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Copurrnicus is being such a dick. I came to sit on Staff and he just barged his way in.
Claws get quite ouchy these days. Don't like staff fiddling with them.
Grabbity was asleep with her paws in the air, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to trim her claws, something she no longer likes because they get a bit overgrown so I'm guessing it's sore. Anyway, I got one done before she moved into a more protective position...
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Claws get quite ouchy these days. Don't like staff fiddling with them.
No work. Only fusses.
Not sure how I'm supposed to get any work done. I have about 20cm of space at the edge of the desk.
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 AM
No work. Only fusses.
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In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
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Was gonna do some stuff, but apparently now I am not.
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Was gonna do some stuff, but apparently now I am not.
If you try to take a cat a part to see how it works, we will have some very firm opinions on what should happen to you.
Point of order: if you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have is non-working hands.
Reminds me of Douglas Adams immortal genius: "If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat"
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If you try to take a cat a part to see how it works, we will have some very firm opinions on what should happen to you.
Has it been a whole seven years since The Interloper arrived? Oh he was a nightmare to start with. I had to bring out the Grabbity Hammer to keep him under control. Lucky for him he saw sense when we moved here to the UK.
Happy Gotcha Day to Copurrnicus, who came home with us 7 years ago and has turned from being an ex-feral bitey bundle of angst who didn't know how to cat, to a snuggly boy who has learnt how to purr and make bikkits and cuddle, thanks largely to Grabbity.
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Has it been a whole seven years since The Interloper arrived? Oh he was a nightmare to start with. I had to bring out the Grabbity Hammer to keep him under control. Lucky for him he saw sense when we moved here to the UK.
Apparently I'm in some sort of 'Bluesky for Beginners' pack thingie, so I suppose I need to get the Staff to post more often. It's just so hard to get her to take dictation. Always "I'm busy" or "I'm knitting" or "Get the hell off my jigsaw".
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Apparently I'm in some sort of 'Bluesky for Beginners' pack thingie, so I suppose I need to get the Staff to post more often. It's just so hard to get her to take dictation. Always "I'm busy" or "I'm knitting" or "Get the hell off my jigsaw".
Starting the year as I mean to go on: Invading the Staff’s personal space and talking it over.
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Starting the year as I mean to go on: Invading the Staff’s personal space and talking it over.
I was a very good girl last night, apart from the bit where I went up to Copurrnicus, who was asleep tucked in between Staff’s knees, and gave him hell. I’ll admit that might have been a bit much.
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I was a very good girl last night, apart from the bit where I went up to Copurrnicus, who was asleep tucked in between Staff’s knees, and gave him hell. I’ll admit that might have been a bit much.
What? Wasn't me.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What? Wasn't me.
My cushion. Mine.
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My cushion. Mine.
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Someone started her yelling at 6am this morning, because she hasn't had her early morning brush from @kevglobal.bsky.social for a few days and is disgusted. She didn't get it from me today either.
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Someone started her yelling at 6am this morning, because she hasn't had her early morning brush from @kevglobal.bsky.social for a few days and is disgusted. She didn't get it from me today either.
When Staff is downstairs, I like to sit upstairs and yell. And when she is upstairs, particularly at 3am when she's asleep, I like to come downstairs and yell.
Sometimes, I like to clamber onto her pillow and yell in her ear. Just to keep her on her toes.
Sometimes, I like to clamber onto her pillow and yell in her ear. Just to keep her on her toes.
October 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When Staff is downstairs, I like to sit upstairs and yell. And when she is upstairs, particularly at 3am when she's asleep, I like to come downstairs and yell.
Sometimes, I like to clamber onto her pillow and yell in her ear. Just to keep her on her toes.
Sometimes, I like to clamber onto her pillow and yell in her ear. Just to keep her on her toes.
Mmmm. Leccie blankie.
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mmmm. Leccie blankie.
Was using Staff as a pillow, but she moved. Unacceptable.
August 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Was using Staff as a pillow, but she moved. Unacceptable.
Just look at that show off, lying on my bed like he owns the place.
August 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just look at that show off, lying on my bed like he owns the place.
Been a while since I’ve come for early morning snuggles. Staff was away, and before that i wasn’t feeling great. But today is a new day!
August 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Been a while since I’ve come for early morning snuggles. Staff was away, and before that i wasn’t feeling great. But today is a new day!
No getting up. Only snuggles this morning. Although I remain resolutely just out of reach so you can’t stroke me.
July 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
No getting up. Only snuggles this morning. Although I remain resolutely just out of reach so you can’t stroke me.
Excellent and long brushings first thing, now cuddles. My morning is going well.
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Excellent and long brushings first thing, now cuddles. My morning is going well.
Had lovely brushings from the Butler, now getting fussings from the Staff.
July 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Had lovely brushings from the Butler, now getting fussings from the Staff.
I don’t know what you mean. I was innocently asleep all night and was in no way involved in any yelling, shouting, miaowing or scrapping.
July 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I don’t know what you mean. I was innocently asleep all night and was in no way involved in any yelling, shouting, miaowing or scrapping.
Oh, so you think you're just gonna sit on the sofa and work, do you?
Welp, do I have news for you.
Brushings will happen, and they will continue until I say you can stop.
Welp, do I have news for you.
Brushings will happen, and they will continue until I say you can stop.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh, so you think you're just gonna sit on the sofa and work, do you?
Welp, do I have news for you.
Brushings will happen, and they will continue until I say you can stop.
Welp, do I have news for you.
Brushings will happen, and they will continue until I say you can stop.
Morning. Pinning Staff to the bed, as it is Caturday.
June 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Morning. Pinning Staff to the bed, as it is Caturday.