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davidmuttering.bsky.social
David KC
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
7.5K followers 370 following 3.4K posts
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 21h
He rolled his shirt sleeves up
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 21h
Just had a tremendous wander around legal London with a visitor from the remote north, Mr. @scottwortley.bsky.social
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 1d
Congratulations.

Actually unlikely to get less for murder if (a) there's a significant degree of planning and (b) a sexual motive, both of which may be relevant. Guidelines here:

sentencingcouncil.org.uk/media/zkjjpl...
sentencingcouncil.org.uk
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 1d
Just have done with it and give it to Yoda
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
I can understand its point
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
A Great Spotted Woodpecker enjoying this morning's sunshine
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
Surely those were the control not the experiment.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
"Delivery driver knocked politely"
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
For receiving the book on time
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
*cough*

lawyers?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 2d
And forgot kit so doing it in pants
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
Seems like much longer tbf
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
His dad was less of a gas fitter than the King's mum. At least she had CORGIs
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
Fuck embarrassing, just get yourself well. X
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
Are you saying I live in a common house?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
I for one welcome our octopodal overlords
a cartoon of a man says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords "
ALT: a cartoon of a man says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords "
media.tenor.com
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 3d
Just had to rescue this enormous bastard from the kitchen sink.

Mission Accomplished. Hopefully not in a Bushian way.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
Felicitations, innit. Have a lovely day.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
Things often used on a wedding day? Although I'm not sure on the spelling.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
Germans eh
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
I had a wooden splint made
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
Ow.
Mean.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 4d
Me: I've just finished a long and tricky piece of work. I suppose I could (a) appreciate the achievement before I get stuck in again or (b) start fixating pointlessly on little things that I might have to deal with at some point

My Brain: Option (b), please
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 5d
8 hours is a bit light. I think it's called PM because you have to do a whole afternoon.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 5d
Fair.
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