David KC
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
Buy Lev's books for Christmas. Or for any other reason. They are very good indeed.
Every year I stop myself from posting “now look here you lot, my books would make an excellent Christmas present” in October because it’s way too early, and then I forget until it’s way too late.
Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
levparikian.com/index.php/sh...
Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
levparikian.com/index.php/sh...
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Buy Lev's books for Christmas. Or for any other reason. They are very good indeed.
In town today and then I'm taking next week off. This is very exciting. Not going on holiday. Not doing any big project. Just having a week off. Haven't done this for years.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
In town today and then I'm taking next week off. This is very exciting. Not going on holiday. Not doing any big project. Just having a week off. Haven't done this for years.
A dead whale that beached in Nantucket
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A dead whale that beached in Nantucket
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
It may be freezing, but what a gorgeous morning
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It may be freezing, but what a gorgeous morning
So very cccccccold.....
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
So very cccccccold.....
Reposted by David KC
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
You should tell it to buck its ideas up and buy a house instead of spending money on Netflix and chai lattes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You should tell it to buck its ideas up and buy a house instead of spending money on Netflix and chai lattes.
The sunrise is showing off a bit on Wimbledon Hill
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The sunrise is showing off a bit on Wimbledon Hill
This morning I have inexplicably woken up with the last bit of a late 1980s advert for the Birmingham Bullring going round in my head:
"Park the car without a fuss
Take the train or catch a bus
The Bullring Centre
The Place to Be!"
Thanks, brain.
"Park the car without a fuss
Take the train or catch a bus
The Bullring Centre
The Place to Be!"
Thanks, brain.
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This morning I have inexplicably woken up with the last bit of a late 1980s advert for the Birmingham Bullring going round in my head:
"Park the car without a fuss
Take the train or catch a bus
The Bullring Centre
The Place to Be!"
Thanks, brain.
"Park the car without a fuss
Take the train or catch a bus
The Bullring Centre
The Place to Be!"
Thanks, brain.
Great weekend for Troy Parrott, previously most famous as the failed follow up to the Wooden Horse
Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Great weekend for Troy Parrott, previously most famous as the failed follow up to the Wooden Horse
Reposted by David KC
He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
In Oxford for a College Law Dinner thing and getting a Proustian rush walking down the High past the restaurants that used to be bars, the bar that used to be an off licence and The Old Bank Hotel that used to be an old bank.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In Oxford for a College Law Dinner thing and getting a Proustian rush walking down the High past the restaurants that used to be bars, the bar that used to be an off licence and The Old Bank Hotel that used to be an old bank.
Tomorrow forecast to be one of those mad days where it's warmest (actual and feels like) at midnight
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Tomorrow forecast to be one of those mad days where it's warmest (actual and feels like) at midnight
I'm under surveillance from the top of a nearby lamppost
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm under surveillance from the top of a nearby lamppost
Reposted by David KC
The Monroe Doctrine, but without the 'e' and moving the 'n' to the end
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Monroe Doctrine, but without the 'e' and moving the 'n' to the end
Entertaining myself with the definition of 'pet' being inserted by the Renters Rights Act 2025.
Probably should add:
'(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise'
to cover most cats
Probably should add:
'(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise'
to cover most cats
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Entertaining myself with the definition of 'pet' being inserted by the Renters Rights Act 2025.
Probably should add:
'(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise'
to cover most cats
Probably should add:
'(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise'
to cover most cats
Word has got around about the niger seed, and an unusual finch just visited to check the place out
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Word has got around about the niger seed, and an unusual finch just visited to check the place out
"Well, Clarice, have the Iams stopped screaming? The Iams, Clarice? With an I? They're dogfood you see, Clarice.... Oh never mind, Clarice"
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Well, Clarice, have the Iams stopped screaming? The Iams, Clarice? With an I? They're dogfood you see, Clarice.... Oh never mind, Clarice"
This week I have been mostly appreciating the industry of spiders
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This week I have been mostly appreciating the industry of spiders
"Live, Laugh, Legislate by Diktat"
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Live, Laugh, Legislate by Diktat"
Did the assailant only fire one round?
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did the assailant only fire one round?
In town today so this morning's walk was St James's Park, with its eclectic birdfolk
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
In town today so this morning's walk was St James's Park, with its eclectic birdfolk
🎵 Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🎵 Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours