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Gerard
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Louisiana born, Colorado by happy accident. Enjoyer of sports, food, beer, and coffee.
The noises I just made for that NYCFC goal. That was pretty
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
First 15 minute run in the books after fucking up my back. Getting back into this is gonna be a slog. At least the weather is finally cooperating.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Disney really makes switching a Disney+ bundle to one with live tv an absolute fucking pain
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Finally getting around to canceling YouTube tv just to watch LSU get crushed by Alabama. Hooray
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
OMG Luis Diaz you freak. What an amazing goal
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
All time F1 bag fumble. Good grief
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What a gorgeous night for some mile high soccer. Come on you burgundy boys.
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
LSU lost. Let’s hope the Rapids can improve things a bit.

Y’all don’t need to tell me, I know.
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
LSU can’t play offense and the defense is gassed. Not great!
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Leeds vs Bournemouth. Also know as Sickos Premier League Morning.
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I read this and went “Ha, shit is fucked.” I think a lot of us have memory holed how bad the 2008 financial crisis was. The AI bubble gonna hurt when it pops.
TARP's eventual size during the great financial crisis was like $450 billion, which, to be clear, is less than OpenAI has committed to paying in compute over the next five years.
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You’re totally right, I just figure they will lean on governments hard to extend their runway and get more time/money out of the collapse. None of this plan will work, they need to scale back these plans significantly to make anything make sense.
September 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Rainy and chilly this morning. Definitely time to jam out to Massive Attack.
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The Broncos might be decent? What is this nonsense.
September 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Today in “how did you fuck up your back as a middle aged man?”

Fucked up my back trimming low branches on a tree. They gonna put me in the wood chipper next.
September 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Arsenal v Man City has been damn near unwatchable. This is true anti-soccer.
September 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Watching the coffee pot and wondering how stupid is this day going to get
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ski pass is paid off and Loveland got their first dusting of snow last week. If we get an October opening day…y’all.
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Strong drizzle as DSGP tonight
September 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My favorite thing the Rapids do is paint an oar for each home match. These are dope.
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And we still have Florida vs LSU to go
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September 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Good morning to everyone except the Florida Gators and Houston Dynamo.
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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COMMENTARY: Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah today. And so were schoolchildren in Colorado. Because of the sick delusion that violence solves problems. None of us is safe.
September 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ever get really bummed out? I’m really bummed the hell out at the moment. Tomorrow better not or I’m gonna turn into a bag of potatoes
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
WHEN YOUR CODE UPDATES WORK PERFECTLY ON THE FIRST TEST
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September 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thirty minute computer update after a three day weekend? Don’t mind if I do
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM