Roy Graham
@grayhaem.bsky.social
fiction writer and story lead @ wizards of the coast / he/him / repped by Arley Sorg / opinions are my own and do not represent my employer
https://www.roy-graham.com/
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Roy Graham
@grayhaem.bsky.social
· Aug 2
The great curse of my position at magic is having to look at a beautiful piece of prose absolutely dripping with insightful and intelligent character work and go “this is great, but it needs more vampires”
This is just a Tuesday in the Hardcore scene
What music opinions would cause Nahiri and Sorin to clash like they did?
...Now thinking what Music Chandra would like?
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is just a Tuesday in the Hardcore scene
Mail day! So excited to have a story in this issue. Keep an eye out for when it drops in late February/early March!
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mail day! So excited to have a story in this issue. Keep an eye out for when it drops in late February/early March!
texting the group chat: Hey y'all wanna burrow later
the boys: brother let's D I G
the boys: brother let's D I G
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
texting the group chat: Hey y'all wanna burrow later
the boys: brother let's D I G
the boys: brother let's D I G
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
@rkduncan.bsky.social I really dug your hoplite story in beneath ceaseless skies! Must have been a blast (and also a real challenge) to ape the style and tone of those classic greek translations
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
@rkduncan.bsky.social I really dug your hoplite story in beneath ceaseless skies! Must have been a blast (and also a real challenge) to ape the style and tone of those classic greek translations
@themountaingoats.bsky.social are you digging lorwyn limited
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social are you digging lorwyn limited
Day five of having my street unplowed and the other crewman onboard are starting to look pretty tasty
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Day five of having my street unplowed and the other crewman onboard are starting to look pretty tasty
every morning my darling cat says “hello father may I have breakfast” and if I don’t wake up she goes immediately to
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
every morning my darling cat says “hello father may I have breakfast” and if I don’t wake up she goes immediately to
Not now 4 Black Eggs
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not now 4 Black Eggs
instead of planes we should just have really big catapults that fire you to your destination at high speeds. way less carbon emissions that way AND if you hit anything in transit you die instantly
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
instead of planes we should just have really big catapults that fire you to your destination at high speeds. way less carbon emissions that way AND if you hit anything in transit you die instantly
"pick your brain" is obviously a gross expression but I'm not sure what the alternative is. open to suggestions. maybe we get even grosser? "hey I'd love to slurp up some of your thought-juice if you have time this week"
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"pick your brain" is obviously a gross expression but I'm not sure what the alternative is. open to suggestions. maybe we get even grosser? "hey I'd love to slurp up some of your thought-juice if you have time this week"
When I was driving cross-country my taillight burned out late at night on a long stretch of New Mexico highway. The guy in the process of closing the nearest auto shop fixed my light and refused payment. I tried to give him the six pack in my trunk but he said “his wife don’t let him drink no more”
TIMELINE CLEANSE
When's a time that a stranger helped you in an unexpected, maybe even small way?
When's a time that a stranger helped you in an unexpected, maybe even small way?
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
When I was driving cross-country my taillight burned out late at night on a long stretch of New Mexico highway. The guy in the process of closing the nearest auto shop fixed my light and refused payment. I tried to give him the six pack in my trunk but he said “his wife don’t let him drink no more”
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If you’re reading for awards right now, I would be honored if you would consider Iran+100, the Comma Press anthology I co-edited with Fereshteh Ahmadi and Leila Elder. It’s full of stories from Iranian writers imagining the future of Iran. The Guardian called it “imaginative, audacious, exciting.”
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If you’re reading for awards right now, I would be honored if you would consider Iran+100, the Comma Press anthology I co-edited with Fereshteh Ahmadi and Leila Elder. It’s full of stories from Iranian writers imagining the future of Iran. The Guardian called it “imaginative, audacious, exciting.”
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keep complaining about how I actually can’t drink as much orange juice as I want. I’m too busy drinking orange juice
Being an adult is mostly bad (taxes, loss) but there are perks (drink as much orange juice as you want)
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
keep complaining about how I actually can’t drink as much orange juice as I want. I’m too busy drinking orange juice
Being an adult is mostly bad (taxes, loss) but there are perks (drink as much orange juice as you want)
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Being an adult is mostly bad (taxes, loss) but there are perks (drink as much orange juice as you want)
my friend and I have started describing reading too much news as "looking into the orb" or "getting orbed" and you can too
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
my friend and I have started describing reading too much news as "looking into the orb" or "getting orbed" and you can too
Family member said I “know a lot about quests” today
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Family member said I “know a lot about quests” today
Slow Horses absolutely fucks
January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Slow Horses absolutely fucks
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
And the last of our Lorwyn sides, a real arrow to the heart by @akemidawnbowman.bsky.social !
Two elves strike up an unlikely correspondence and discover that love can be petrifying. #MTGLorwyn
mtg.social/LorwynSide3
mtg.social/LorwynSide3
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
And the last of our Lorwyn sides, a real arrow to the heart by @akemidawnbowman.bsky.social !
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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This is another horrible verse on the same song: ICE is an evil, illegitimate institution that we must abolish and dismantle.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is another horrible verse on the same song: ICE is an evil, illegitimate institution that we must abolish and dismantle.
Aaaand a banger side story from now in-house magic writer @arsenaultrivera.bsky.social
An ash, rowan, and elder attempt to revive the ancient yew … without awakening an even more ancient power. Another tale from #MTGLorwyn awaits!
mtg.social/LorwynSide2
mtg.social/LorwynSide2
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Aaaand a banger side story from now in-house magic writer @arsenaultrivera.bsky.social