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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 10h

I feel I have been saved by this.

readywriting @readywriting.bsky.social · 12h

New life goal:

Picture of a bunch of colorful gummy bear with the text underneath: man hospitalized after eating nearly 7 pounds of gummies in 3 days.

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 10h

Brilliant!

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 12h

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 11h

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 11h

Ice is bad, and the team is trying too hard as individuals rather than as a team. Not a big deal, as long as RDA gets them to relax a bit on the break.
#RaiseUp
#TakeWarning
#ThatOtherWeirdness

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15h

If someone merely acknowledging the humanity of your enemies enrages you, you’re the baddies.

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 13h

Sit with that one for a second, because it works on several levels.

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 13h

This is why we fight.

Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 15h

It's hilarious that the same people who claim that their families never owned slaves and their family came here as immigrants get upset when someone posts the truth about America's racist & violent past.

Why do they agree to erase history they had nothing to do with? 🤔

🔥☕️

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 13h

I have that ice maker. Noisy little beast, eh?

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13h

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

👉👉 nokings.org

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, Please. Have some pride.

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

Missed this! Rock on Garth!

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

That well is poisoned, but yes, the message is vital.

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

What!?

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Mick 🇨🇦 @mick.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19h

You ever think to yourself “but I am just one person, what can I do to make a difference?”

It turns out that “wear an inflatable frog costume and go downtown” is actually a really reasonable answer.

#portland #portlandfrog #uspol

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

I think it was Peter Pan who asked, "Why?"

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14h

I will say that if anyone walked up to me and described themselves this way, I would leave the room to get away from them. You sound like the most miserable teenager possible, grow up!

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 14h

"Nobody is as good as #KidRock!"
Found this in the category Things Never Said in Human History.
It's a smaller list than you might think, but this is in it.

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 1d

Someone tell this girl to start a diary. It'll be important later.

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 1d

#FedUp

Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 1d

Amen to that. Let's try it!

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 1d

At this point America could be taken over by a Nordic chess club.
I feel safe!
#FedUp

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Benjammin 🇺🇸🎗️ @benjammin1221.bsky.social · 1d

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 1d

What a difference a 747 makes

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 1d

A #Qatari air base in the US, to be used as a way of expatriating all of the #liberals to the freaking desert.
#FedUp
#DumpTrump
#Antifa is a moral imperative, not an org.

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 2d

Dear #ESPN,
I can't send the hockey to my TV from my laptop, and I feel that my money should buy me that luxury. I'm not a bar. I'm just a guy in the rec room of his very own house who wants to watch a bigger fucking screen.
#RaiseUp

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Rando Kingless Carolinian @greenmtnmack.bsky.social · 2d

This is your yearly reminder that we all hate the #ESPN announcers. They are bollocks.