Green Parmesan
@greenparmesan.bsky.social
philly area native, now west coast rambler. go birds and sixers (respectfully, complimentary)
i feel like the lyrics “the thesis that you’re writing is a piece of shit … but i’m glad you finally finished it” should have caught on more as a meme
that energy describes like half the work projects i’ve been on recently. and while obviously that is not something you can post anywhere… it’s real
that energy describes like half the work projects i’ve been on recently. and while obviously that is not something you can post anywhere… it’s real
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
i feel like the lyrics “the thesis that you’re writing is a piece of shit … but i’m glad you finally finished it” should have caught on more as a meme
that energy describes like half the work projects i’ve been on recently. and while obviously that is not something you can post anywhere… it’s real
that energy describes like half the work projects i’ve been on recently. and while obviously that is not something you can post anywhere… it’s real
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
Welp. Max cant do everything
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Welp. Max cant do everything
-27 in the third. sure
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
-27 in the third. sure
they survived the non maxey minutes. I owe nurse a soda or somethin
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
they survived the non maxey minutes. I owe nurse a soda or somethin
kyle lowry minutes… here we are
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
kyle lowry minutes… here we are
about to see my third sixers at blazers contest. this is the rubber match for me… first year was a bad loss but no joel or max so hard to argue. last year they had both (a rare joel day!) and won.
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
about to see my third sixers at blazers contest. this is the rubber match for me… first year was a bad loss but no joel or max so hard to argue. last year they had both (a rare joel day!) and won.
and now for another half of (checks notes) some hot, hot sam darnold action
look i spent a whole year watching the eagles try to have an offense, my nervous system is fried already. i do not need this. go hawks please make it quick
look i spent a whole year watching the eagles try to have an offense, my nervous system is fried already. i do not need this. go hawks please make it quick
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
and now for another half of (checks notes) some hot, hot sam darnold action
look i spent a whole year watching the eagles try to have an offense, my nervous system is fried already. i do not need this. go hawks please make it quick
look i spent a whole year watching the eagles try to have an offense, my nervous system is fried already. i do not need this. go hawks please make it quick
woke 2! woke 2! i yell but no one is there
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
woke 2! woke 2! i yell but no one is there
i was going through some old nba files and i was reminded of former Sixers guard (more time/prominent with the Bullets, but a Philly native and La Salle guy) Doug Overton
and now i’m just sad that he didn’t play in this current time so we could have made jokes about shifting the Doug Overton window
and now i’m just sad that he didn’t play in this current time so we could have made jokes about shifting the Doug Overton window
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i was going through some old nba files and i was reminded of former Sixers guard (more time/prominent with the Bullets, but a Philly native and La Salle guy) Doug Overton
and now i’m just sad that he didn’t play in this current time so we could have made jokes about shifting the Doug Overton window
and now i’m just sad that he didn’t play in this current time so we could have made jokes about shifting the Doug Overton window
diversity meetings honestly were not too bad and i wish the higher ups had actually listened to some of the life experiences people had
certainly much less annoying than the 5 hour video training with a quiz at the end that contained such nuggets as “don’t click on phishing links” and “don’t bribe”
certainly much less annoying than the 5 hour video training with a quiz at the end that contained such nuggets as “don’t click on phishing links” and “don’t bribe”
“Diversity trainings were annoying” okay, name a work training that you loved to do?
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
diversity meetings honestly were not too bad and i wish the higher ups had actually listened to some of the life experiences people had
certainly much less annoying than the 5 hour video training with a quiz at the end that contained such nuggets as “don’t click on phishing links” and “don’t bribe”
certainly much less annoying than the 5 hour video training with a quiz at the end that contained such nuggets as “don’t click on phishing links” and “don’t bribe”
it was bad enough that they let i joe go and he ended up being a key part for okc. you could say that was more of an oversight and mccain was supposed to make up for it anyway. now they’re sending him there too on purpose???
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
it was bad enough that they let i joe go and he ended up being a key part for okc. you could say that was more of an oversight and mccain was supposed to make up for it anyway. now they’re sending him there too on purpose???
i support all josh harris hate and slander
srsly they finally had some guard depth and promising shooting and he said haha nope thats too much money for what we want to do. which is…. what, exactly
srsly they finally had some guard depth and promising shooting and he said haha nope thats too much money for what we want to do. which is…. what, exactly
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
i support all josh harris hate and slander
srsly they finally had some guard depth and promising shooting and he said haha nope thats too much money for what we want to do. which is…. what, exactly
srsly they finally had some guard depth and promising shooting and he said haha nope thats too much money for what we want to do. which is…. what, exactly
oh damn memphis said nahhh we’re done
nice for blazers’ chances of making play in, i guess
nice for blazers’ chances of making play in, i guess
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
oh damn memphis said nahhh we’re done
nice for blazers’ chances of making play in, i guess
nice for blazers’ chances of making play in, i guess
how many gotdam times…
The Los Angeles Clippers and 11-time All-Star James Harden are working through whether the sides can find a deal by Thursday's NBA trade deadline, sources tell ESPN. Both sides are aligned in conversations together and with interested teams.
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
how many gotdam times…
man even jeff ep found peter t to be… too much
women be votin
women be votin
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
man even jeff ep found peter t to be… too much
women be votin
women be votin
fun note: you don’t actually see him but in the great Hal Ashby- Peter Sellers film Being There, there is a brief clip of “You can call me Ray!”
that blew up my theory that this was a guy the simpsons made up to fuck with us kids
anyway, rip mcquade again. so many times he said what i’m thinking
that blew up my theory that this was a guy the simpsons made up to fuck with us kids
anyway, rip mcquade again. so many times he said what i’m thinking
By Dan McQuade: Ray Jay Johnson and other people I know only from 'The Simpsons'
Ray Jay Johnson And Other People I Know Only From ‘The Simpsons’ | Defector
Of all the people that I know are real entirely because they were mentioned on The Simpsons, one towers over them all, even though he is only 5-foot-3 in real life.
defector.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
fun note: you don’t actually see him but in the great Hal Ashby- Peter Sellers film Being There, there is a brief clip of “You can call me Ray!”
that blew up my theory that this was a guy the simpsons made up to fuck with us kids
anyway, rip mcquade again. so many times he said what i’m thinking
that blew up my theory that this was a guy the simpsons made up to fuck with us kids
anyway, rip mcquade again. so many times he said what i’m thinking
man i still cant get over the catherine ohara news
i do not need to hear about all the other stuff. might have to just take the rest of this year off
i do not need to hear about all the other stuff. might have to just take the rest of this year off
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 AM
man i still cant get over the catherine ohara news
i do not need to hear about all the other stuff. might have to just take the rest of this year off
i do not need to hear about all the other stuff. might have to just take the rest of this year off
don’t know how i missed the dan mcquade news earlier but damn i am gutted
he seriously covered every part of philly, even the places no one talked about
he seriously covered every part of philly, even the places no one talked about
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
don’t know how i missed the dan mcquade news earlier but damn i am gutted
he seriously covered every part of philly, even the places no one talked about
he seriously covered every part of philly, even the places no one talked about
read the whole thing, not the headline
i can think of one american patriot who can speak to this… effectiveness…
i can think of one american patriot who can speak to this… effectiveness…
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
read the whole thing, not the headline
i can think of one american patriot who can speak to this… effectiveness…
i can think of one american patriot who can speak to this… effectiveness…
dammit boncos the nation NEEDS this
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
dammit boncos the nation NEEDS this
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ICE took the flower man in Echo Park 40 minutes ago. He’s at this corner every day. I’ve bought flowers from the man and woman here for anniversaries and birthdays. Lemmy loves to smell them whenever we walk by in the mornings. I was just at the street corner 15 minutes before it happened. Fuck.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
ICE took the flower man in Echo Park 40 minutes ago. He’s at this corner every day. I’ve bought flowers from the man and woman here for anniversaries and birthdays. Lemmy loves to smell them whenever we walk by in the mornings. I was just at the street corner 15 minutes before it happened. Fuck.
happy warren zevon day to all who celebrate
enjoy every sandwich
enjoy every sandwich
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 AM
happy warren zevon day to all who celebrate
enjoy every sandwich
enjoy every sandwich
you wanna come for america? fine. a lot of us hate it too
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
you wanna come for america? fine. a lot of us hate it too
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then
you wanna come specifically for philly?? hoo boy you better get ready then