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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · Nov 23

GVD (Gently Vomiting Duck) says hello

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 3d

which is a fun way to passively broadcast that grego is having problemas con su tum-tum today :(

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 4d

The meanest trick the devil ever pulled was making Imodium packaging impossible to open

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

It is supposed to be our special night. A grand romantic gesture. It takes me over an hour to light all the candles. My god there are so many. It is now 300 degrees in your bedroom. My desperate attempts to keep wax off your dresser further kill the mood. Love has left your eyes.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

I came here to do two things: Learn how to count.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

the acronym you’re thinking of does indeed score points in that game.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

What if, as a hilarious joke, I was able to sleep until my alarm went off

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

I still play Words With Friends (not ashamed) and hoooo boy do I get the feeling that the overwhelming majority of my opponents have highly problematic, uh, worldviews quite different from my own. Wild.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 18d

If the gates really are pearly you gotta worry about the other design choices within.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 20d

One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 21d

and 1 new friend

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 21d

you’re gonna have to slow down Grace i will direct your attention to my previous sentence about not knowing what am numbers much less polysyllabic worbs

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 21d

gonna see if it is interested in murdering me brb

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 21d

real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 22d

mathematician get hongy after defeating nemesis

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 23d

mathematician confronting their nemesis

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 24d

proud to be Texas Sober (I only eat guns)

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 25d

Townes Van Zandt just made an appearance in my daughter’s Spotify DJ playlist and I’ve never known joy like this, it proves I did an minimum of 1 (one) parenting correct.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 26d

¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 26d

New on Netflix

UNTOLD: I Can’t Stop Eating Ginger Snaps (The Rise and Fall of GrowlyGrego)

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · Sep 12

sorry about that

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · Jun 2

cacio E pepe?
in questa economia?

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Jun 22

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · Sep 10

I beg to differ, madam

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Mar 1

in terms of words with disappointing definitions, dogmatic has got to be up there