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Supercalifragilistic-all MAGAts are atrocious
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BREAKING: (I guess)
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced a new investigation into Jeffrey Epstein's ties to various high-profile figures and institutions, including former President Bill Clinton and JP Morgan.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Our country is full of a lot of GQP dumbasses now so this greases the skids. Stupid is the highest level of MAGAt intellect. Mouthbreathing is the median.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@hillarymonahan.bsky.social Read that & felt like I’d been to church. 2 things can be true at 1x.
a baby yoda from star wars is holding something in its mouth and saying `` preach it , sista '' .
ALT: a baby yoda from star wars is holding something in its mouth and saying `` preach it , sista '' .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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LAW & ORDER MY ASS
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can’t. That’d be unconstitutional & we can’t even have a F’ing Congress. You’ll be dead +78 years before another constitutional amendment is ever passed.😔 But…this only counts for FED criminal charges. Not state or CIVIL actions. Punish with the tools we have😈

protectdemocracy.org/work/freeman...
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
👇🏽 This. I mentioned earlier in this thread this puritanical self sabotage shit has to 🛑 You want 💯 your way, go to Burger King. This is a team sport & there is no “I” in the word “team.” I’m not pissing away +3% of a head-head matchup poll of all voters in a tight race b/c you didn’t get your’s. Win
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The GQP. The Qook or QAnon party. The GOP died almost 10 years ago. It will not be back. Vulgar violent MAGAts ate on the dead carcass is all.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Just so you know...

"...when you book a flight through major travel websites, a data broker owned by U.S. airlines then sells details about your flight... to the government. The data broker has compiled billions of ticketing records the government can search without a warrant or court order."
How to Opt-Out of Airlines Selling Your Travel Data to the Government
The Airlines Reporting Corporation (ARC), owned by major U.S. airlines, collects billions of ticketing records and sells them to the government to be searched without a warrant. I managed to opt-out o...
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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A Turning Point USA official inaccurately claimed a high school's math department wore Halloween costumes that mocked Charlie Kirk. Those teachers are now facing a flood of online attacks and death threats. www.wired.com/story/arizon...
Teachers Get Death Threats After MAGA Claims Their Halloween Costumes Mocked Charlie Kirk
A Turning Point USA official inaccurately claimed a high school's math department wore Halloween costumes that mocked Charlie Kirk. Those teachers are now facing a flood of online attacks and death threats.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Breaking news: The United States struck four vessels suspected of carrying drugs in the eastern Pacific, officials said Tuesday.

Fourteen alleged traffickers were killed in the strikes, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said.
U.S. military strikes four alleged drug boats in eastern Pacific, killing 14
The U.S. military has struck four alleged drug boats in the eastern Pacific, killing 14 and leaving one survivor.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
For animals the feeling is mutual. Animals & small children detest Obese-Wan-Kenobi. It must be that pungent MAGAt stench.
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Painful to hear the fear in her voice as she says, "let them know." And as others have noted, this seems to violate Judge Ellis's order issued just yesterday about arresting journalists & also about unnecessary physical force. (See 1(a) and 1(h) of order). storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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OpenAI is facing copyright blowback after releasing updated AI video generator Sora 2, which poses an increased disinformation risk and energy demand.

Read our breakdown: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well, recall that game shows are Baloneyass Boy’s wheelhouse. The whole “we’ll see!….in 2 weeks” is an updated “tune in next week for another episode of…” vibe. We’re now at the whims of reality show run by Fatass & his 3 ring circus of carni freaks.
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
True that.👇🏽There’s files & then there are “philes.” Best to know the difference.
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He’s still a 45 to me. It’s just who he is.
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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JUST IN: At least 2 people are in serious condition following a shooting involving police in central Pennsylvania. https://cnn.it/3VSKqbJ
At least 2 in serious condition in a shooting involving police in central Pennsylvania | CNN
Authorities in Central Pennsylvania are responding to a police incident
www.cnn.com
September 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I’ve waited that long at Universal Studios on Halloween Horror Nights, so I’ll damned sure wait a few hours to piss on Trump’s grave.
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can someone please tell me exactly what fucking MAGAt let this guy ‘disappear’ all the way back home? Put another log on Trump’s Epsteinesque shitpile.

www.axios.com/2025/08/20/i...
MAGA erupts after Israeli official charged in child sex ring flees U.S.
The U.S. government has denied intervening in the case.
www.axios.com
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Trump is making Mexico 🇲🇽 and Canada 🇨🇦 great again?

Canada and Mexico are creating a new trade route, the Northern Corridor, that bypasses the United States entirely. This move is projected to cost the U.S. economy $125 billion while adding billions to the economies of Canada and Mexico.
July 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Iranian government officials in a phone call said that the U.S. military strikes against its nuclear facilities were not as damaging or extensive as they had expected, further undermining the Trump administration’s narrative that they were “completely and totally obliterated.”
Leaked Iran Call Further Shreds Trump's Narrative: Report
Iranian officials in a conversation intercepted by U.S. intelligence said the strikes on nuclear facilities were less destructive than expected.
www.rollingstone.com
June 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Everyone needs to take a deep breath & brace for impact. I’m sure tomorrow will sux #SCOTUS
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Like, WTF?
absolutely horrifying: "Minnesota state senator John Hoffman in Champlin and Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman in Brooklyn Park were reportedly shot in their homes by a gunman impersonating a police officer."
Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot
Sources have told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS' Tom Hauser that two Minnesota Lawmakers have been shot.
kstp.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM