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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
So we’re arriving back in Melbourne this Sunday after spending three years in Malaysia and I’ve just seen the price of olive oil…
a man wearing a schitts creek sweater with stars on the sleeves
ALT: a man wearing a schitts creek sweater with stars on the sleeves
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

I’m not surprised. Wasting money of an (extorted) stadium rather than using those funds where they are most needed will do that.
Moody's downgrades Tasmania's credit rating to lowest of all Australian states
A major credit rating agency has downgraded Tasmania's credit rating, a move described by a prominent economist as a "vote of no confidence" in the government's fiscal strategy, but brushed off by the...
www.abc.net.au
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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When Barnaby Met Pauline
“I’ll have a gutful of whatever gripe she’s having”
#auspol
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane
Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh no...!

This is the worst thing since, christ I don't even know....
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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One Nation leader Pauline Hanson billed taxpayers thousands for flights, private cars and hotels to attend a private court matter in Sydney where she was found to have racially discriminated Greens senator Mehreen Faruqi

www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
‘Please explain’: Coalition attacks Pauline Hanson’s use of expenses for racism case
The One Nation leader will not be able to return to the Senate chamber for the final sitting days of the year after her burqa stunt.
www.smh.com.au
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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We need to get rid of these racist arseholes leaching off of the taxpayer 🤬🤬
Penny Wong spks of a 7yr old girl who after Pauline Hanson’s racist stunt, asked her mum “do all Christians hate Muslims?”
Ralph Babet interjects “I do!”
Not just a racist, an openly hateful one too. Our parliament is a clown show of filth.
Wong “And we see it again” Yup #Senate
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They're definitely shagging aren't they.

Two bottles of red, a gentle touch of the hand....

#auspol
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
so true...
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“Fuck things up for James Packer.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If anyone deserves the title of "human filth" it's James Packer who's made billions from vulnerable people addicted to pokie machines.

He doesn't give a fcvk about those lost to suicide, depression and financial hardship as a result of his "business operations."

#IStandWithDan
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
😂🤣😂🤣
10/10 no notes 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell...
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Here’s a quick baking tip: if your recipe calls for buttermilk, but you don’t have any, mixing equal parts laundry detergent and fabric softener can act as a substitute. Follow me for more holiday dessert hacks and tricks this season.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
✅ Been to the gym
✅ Housework done
✅ Laundry done
✅ Thinking about dinner and maybe some 🍷

Current mood....
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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What the actual %#^*

Accenture were paid $78 million for redesigning the BoM website - like what????? 🙀

Surely this needs looking into @davidpocock.bsky.social @barbarapocock.bsky.social
Total bill for BoM’s new website came in at $96 million
In his first interview, new Bureau of Meteorology chief Stuart Minchin has revealed the eye-watering true cost of its lambasted new website.
www.smh.com.au
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Barista: "Name please"

Me: "Steven with a "v"

Barista: "How do you spell it?"

Me (very slowly): "Steven with a "v".

Barista: "...."

Me: "....."

Barista: "Coffee's ready for Steven with a v.."

On the cup it reads: "Steven Whiffavee"... 🙄

[We're not going to survive as a species are we. ]
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What could possibly go wrong. 🤔
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Current mood...
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Not many people know this, but before The Cure came along there was another band Prevention and they were considered better.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM