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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
Heading to QLD … pray for me. 😒
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Heading to QLD … pray for me. 😒
In other news...
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
In other news...
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In the spirit of this deeply weird show of unity, no let me try again, in the spirit of this desperate attempt at staving off WW3, okay no, in the spirit of oh forget it. Aucklanders, please submit in favour of the Korean community's Statue of Peace planned for Barry's Point Reserve:
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
In the spirit of this deeply weird show of unity, no let me try again, in the spirit of this desperate attempt at staving off WW3, okay no, in the spirit of oh forget it. Aucklanders, please submit in favour of the Korean community's Statue of Peace planned for Barry's Point Reserve:
A husband on Grindr.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
A husband on Grindr.
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In non-apocalyptic news:
Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.
Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.
a dog wearing a pink hat is taking a bath
ALT: a dog wearing a pink hat is taking a bath
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
In non-apocalyptic news:
Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.
Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.
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No, your email does not find me well, so WTF are you going to do about it.... 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
No, your email does not find me well, so WTF are you going to do about it.... 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Even the "apology" manages to link Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah to Bondi. Again.
And what does "apologise for how the decision was represented" even mean?
And who wrote this bit: "Australia's worst terror attack in history."
Pity they don't know some writers to help them with their phrasing.
And what does "apologise for how the decision was represented" even mean?
And who wrote this bit: "Australia's worst terror attack in history."
Pity they don't know some writers to help them with their phrasing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Even the "apology" manages to link Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah to Bondi. Again.
And what does "apologise for how the decision was represented" even mean?
And who wrote this bit: "Australia's worst terror attack in history."
Pity they don't know some writers to help them with their phrasing.
And what does "apologise for how the decision was represented" even mean?
And who wrote this bit: "Australia's worst terror attack in history."
Pity they don't know some writers to help them with their phrasing.
Will tears be compulsory...? 🤔
In the light of the Writers’ Week debacle, how culturally sensitive is it to call a national day of mourning four days before Invasion Day?
Breaking: Albanese calls national day of mourning for Bondi victims on January 22
There will be a national day of mourning for the victims of the Bondi terror attack on January 22, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says.
www.abc.net.au
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Will tears be compulsory...? 🤔
Glorious day in Melbourne today… A very pleasant 21 degrees… 😎
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Glorious day in Melbourne today… A very pleasant 21 degrees… 😎
All of the Talking none of the Heads.
All the Birds. None of the Tokyo.
All the Screaming. None of the Jets.
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
All of the Talking none of the Heads.
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It’s going to be an interesting few weeks when the royal commission examines, as I suspect it will, the defraying of social cohesion caused by the organised censorship of writers, artists and employees across the country for daring to speak against an unfolding genocide
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It’s going to be an interesting few weeks when the royal commission examines, as I suspect it will, the defraying of social cohesion caused by the organised censorship of writers, artists and employees across the country for daring to speak against an unfolding genocide
If we had more women in leadership positions none of this shit would be happening.
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
If we had more women in leadership positions none of this shit would be happening.
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"killing of protesters, use of violence, arbitrary arrests and intimidation tactics"
Here I thought Penny Wong was about to rebuke Trump's ICE agents. No, no. She's rebuking Iran. Wong hasn't posted ANY criticism of Trump re #Venezuela, #Greenland or #Minneapolis. 🙄 #auspol
Here I thought Penny Wong was about to rebuke Trump's ICE agents. No, no. She's rebuking Iran. Wong hasn't posted ANY criticism of Trump re #Venezuela, #Greenland or #Minneapolis. 🙄 #auspol
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 AM
"killing of protesters, use of violence, arbitrary arrests and intimidation tactics"
Here I thought Penny Wong was about to rebuke Trump's ICE agents. No, no. She's rebuking Iran. Wong hasn't posted ANY criticism of Trump re #Venezuela, #Greenland or #Minneapolis. 🙄 #auspol
Here I thought Penny Wong was about to rebuke Trump's ICE agents. No, no. She's rebuking Iran. Wong hasn't posted ANY criticism of Trump re #Venezuela, #Greenland or #Minneapolis. 🙄 #auspol