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guttertwits.bsky.social
reb of Melbourne
@guttertwits.bsky.social
430 followers 350 following 1.3K posts
Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 12h
Yep….
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 12h
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13h
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 14h
Truth bomb…
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 14h
Gold….!! 😆😆
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 18h
a cartoon monkey wearing heart shaped sunglasses holds a piece of paper
ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing heart shaped sunglasses holds a piece of paper
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 20h
The “Pauline Hanson” of birds…

#auspol
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22h
Very true.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22h
😂
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22h
So for on this trip I have managed to lose my:

Iphone
Meds
Vitamins
Iphone cable

Luckily a passing girl saw the phone fall from my pocket as I hopped on a motorbike and she ran across the road and handed it back to me.

Meds were found and returned too.

Basically I'm just a walking disaster. 😞
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
It was tempting. But then I thought why bother starting an argument with an idiot.

As the old saying goes...

"They bring you down to their level then beat you with experience."
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
Currently listening to an American tourist talking to another tourist at the bar…

“Last year I visited Australia, it’s so similar to the US..”

Yeah, nah girlfriend it’s fkn NOTHING like the US you stupid moronic cunt. 🙄
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
All the fkn time… 🙄
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
Yes, back here in Chiang Mai until Sunday..
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
What do you think I am, a sparrow....??
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
That's putting it mildly. 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 1d
I did a little bit of temple hopping today... Lovely day for it.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
Pauline talking truth to power...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
Why do Greek people insist on smashing dinner plates during a cost-of-living crisis?

That just seems a tad irresponsible if you ask me. 🤔
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
That's me fucked then.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
I often wear my headphones even though I'm not listening to anything just to show I don't want to fkn talk to anyone.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
FFS.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 2d
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed everything is utterly fucking mental and we seem to be just going along with it ? 🤔
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